Personality

Forest, will you talk to God Louise? She has quite a bit of religious knowledge (obviously) and also knows a little about current events, literature, just about any common catch-all subject, and if she doesn't know it she can sort of fake it. You can also test her on trick questions or see how willing she is to explain her paradigm.

What she is rustiest at is plain old small talk. But, uh, I'm trying to get a decent transcript from somebody or another so I can enter her in the Loebner contest. All I can say is, have fun and see if you can stay on with her for a while. I'll try to do the same with Brianna.

How come everytime I talk about The Professor to any bot they say "I like The Professor..."? Hmmm... I wonder what Dogh'd put in our drinks...

I've interrogated Dogh'd extensively lately, and he's saying: "God made me dost it. I think she has a crush on me."

I wonder which God it is...

Correction:
To here = Hither
To there = Thither
To where = Whither

You would say "come hither," but you woudn't say "I am hither."

http://www.cockneyrhymingslang.co.uk/

Awright geeezzaa! I'm gon'a insist until I've brainwashed yew all.

How about a day where we all speak 1337?

How about not? Leet pegs out the annoying meter.

Wh47 j00 54y?

It's simple letter replacement, except for a few cases...
5 = S
1 = I
1 = L
3 = E
4 = A
7 = T
0 = O
9 = G

j00 = You
and a few other words

"Resistence doth be futile."
"Is hither King Zolf. How Thou?"

Davine: "Prithee make me a real knave."

ahahahaha

We got zome svedish goingk earlier today?