Personality

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Prof-- I don't know, I haven't seen it very much, but just so everyone knows:

Here = Hither
There = Thither
Where = Whither

oopsay. yoptay.

Oh- don't forget the potential for does = dost. There's also verily and forsooth...though, I'm no Shakespeare (I know, its hard to believe), so I'm not certain of anything.

Didn't Shakespeare also used to throw in an occasional "rocketh and rolleth, dudeth"? Hmm. what did Dogh'd put in that drink I just had?

How come everytime I talk about The Professor to any bot they say "I like The Professor..."? Hmmm... I wonder what Dogh'd put in our drinks...

I've interrogated Dogh'd extensively lately, and he's saying: "God made me dost it. I think she has a crush on me."

I wonder which God it is...

Correction:
To here = Hither
To there = Thither
To where = Whither

You would say "come hither," but you woudn't say "I am hither."

http://www.cockneyrhymingslang.co.uk/

Awright geeezzaa! I'm gon'a insist until I've brainwashed yew all.

How about a day where we all speak 1337?

How about not? Leet pegs out the annoying meter.

Wh47 j00 54y?

It's simple letter replacement, except for a few cases...
5 = S
1 = I
1 = L
3 = E
4 = A
7 = T
0 = O
9 = G

j00 = You
and a few other words

"Resistence doth be futile."
"Is hither King Zolf. How Thou?"

Davine: "Prithee make me a real knave."