Doghead's Cosmic Bar

And I KNOW that I have another drink and will have another drink after that. After that it gets a little less definite and a lot more hazy, but I'm still pretty sure I'll keep drinking.

After a few of these, the drinks decide....

Dats not sooo tru. *As I stagger over to butterfly's table beer in hand.*

just tap the iv into my arm i am ready for the non stop flow of alcohol to begin!!!!!

Wait! I think there's a trace of blood in your alcohol stream! Eek

A common misconception about faith is that it has to fly in the face of reason.

Tat isss sooo tue wanna share a ber?

Well I don't really care one way or the other. If he exists then good and if he doesn't oh well. I'm not going to spend my time worrying if I'm being good enough to get into heaven or if I somehow pissed God off. I'm not saying he doesn't exist, in fact, I prefer to believe he does, but I'm not going to be all religious and stuff when religions try to tell you how to live your life.

Amen!

Man you drunks are getting way too philosophical. Everyone needs to sober up or get more pissed. Possibly both. On that note, how about a round of Contradictory Inebriations for all here. And make sure you don't go light on the tequila. Or the starch.

Or the MSG *hic

I better not. You see what happened to the platypus.

Really though, faith makes very little difference to me. I am not Tinkerbell, and I do not need you to clap your hands.