Personality

Forest, will you talk to God Louise? She has quite a bit of religious knowledge (obviously) and also knows a little about current events, literature, just about any common catch-all subject, and if she doesn't know it she can sort of fake it. You can also test her on trick questions or see how willing she is to explain her paradigm.

What she is rustiest at is plain old small talk. But, uh, I'm trying to get a decent transcript from somebody or another so I can enter her in the Loebner contest. All I can say is, have fun and see if you can stay on with her for a while. I'll try to do the same with Brianna.

I love a good pair of ducks too!

This sentence is false.

"'Is preceded by its quotation,' is preceded by its quotation." -- Douglas Hofstadter

These are the words that make up this sentence. The next sentence will contain some useless trivia. These three sentences together contain a total of twenty-nine words, including "spatula."

There's that even cleverer one where the sentence tells you how to make itself. I won't look it up right now...

Also: This statement contains twoo errors.

inalid capitalization?

If he was just referring to the statement after "Also:", then the first error is the extra letter and the second error is that it says there are two errors when there is only one. But then there ARE two errors, so the second error is not an error. But then there is only one error...yep, it's another paradox.

Why don't we move this to Seasons?

This statement is true if, and only if, it was posted to Seasons.

Stop it, you're causing me to reach enlightenment!

You're only enlightened if you can't understand this statement.

Huh?