Personality

Depends.

If I do iss okay...clavar, even.

One of the trick that I learned from jbryanc's conversation with Gaia is that don't go too deep in one topic, and be prepared to change suject.

What do you have against bots?

King Zolf - After several conversations with NotKirby I have one comment: SPELL THE DAMN WORDS RIGHT. Grammar is one thing, but without spelling the keywords don't work!

You teach King how to spall? You teach is planty keyword.

Some bots are just designed to talk to *people*.

Ha! One smart human! You no longer Mr. Crab. I make you Lord Crab. Comes with nice castle and two pairs of pants.

Oh yeah. Also serfs and concubines. How many you wanting?

What, no underwear? You'd think lords would get their own frilly underwear or something. None of that boxers with hearts on em stuff. Hmph.

Lord Crab has learned to supply his own underwear.

You honor me, King Zolf. I am in consultation with my Lady to determine the final number of concubines needed.

Free and easy down under is the way to go!