Personality

Forest, will you talk to God Louise? She has quite a bit of religious knowledge (obviously) and also knows a little about current events, literature, just about any common catch-all subject, and if she doesn't know it she can sort of fake it. You can also test her on trick questions or see how willing she is to explain her paradigm.

What she is rustiest at is plain old small talk. But, uh, I'm trying to get a decent transcript from somebody or another so I can enter her in the Loebner contest. All I can say is, have fun and see if you can stay on with her for a while. I'll try to do the same with Brianna.

It's a bot holiday so they're all talking funny today. Bots only respond to the first time you say hello in a conversation. Those go in xHello

Hey, for the next bot holiday, could you have the bots speaking in cockney?

www.google.com is also possible to be used as "Elmer Fudds"... think lots of r's change into w's there... check it out :-)

Ok, this is a really BAD accent generator but it might give you some ideas.

http://www.elibs.com/e/funkatize

Mamma mia! I can'ta believea that no bot speaks in my tounge di madre of Italiano! I should maka one.
(Not that I or any other Italian actually speaks like that...)

Ooooh Onyx, I'm having a lot of fun with that site. I'm adding "California" and "Swedish" to the list.

Not JarJar though, I hope.

Ahhh cute new accent prof...especially as much as my bot says "Are ve der yet? Are ve der yet? Are ve der yet?"

Oh no, not Jar-Jar. I'm trying to get the spoken part sounding right, but it sounds nuts!

Rofessorpay! Adday Igpay Atlinlay! Mmmmhay... hattay ightmay ebay otay ardhay. Evermindnay.

Ohay reatgay. Ownay Iay an'tcay topsay alkingtay ikelay histay. (obsay)

It's
igpay atinlay
pig latin

Prof-- I don't know, I haven't seen it very much, but just so everyone knows:

Here = Hither
There = Thither
Where = Whither

oopsay. yoptay.

Oh- don't forget the potential for does = dost. There's also verily and forsooth...though, I'm no Shakespeare (I know, its hard to believe), so I'm not certain of anything.

Didn't Shakespeare also used to throw in an occasional "rocketh and rolleth, dudeth"? Hmm. what did Dogh'd put in that drink I just had?