Bot Contest
Here I'll be posting information on various Bot contests that challenge and test a Bot's AI and realism. Feel free to post comments and updates on contests, as well as announcements for new contests.
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Eugene Meltzner
19 years ago
19 years ago
Here's Fizzy's. It went better than I thought it would.
Fizzy Schizoid: (to Guest98) Greetings, earthling! I am Fizzy Schizoid. I come in peace. Take me to your transistor.
Guest98: Who are you?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm the guy you're talking to.
Guest98: What are you planning to do today?
Fizzy Schizoid: You tell me. Was that sarcasm? I forget to watch for it sometimes.
Guest98: no it wasn't sarcasm
Fizzy Schizoid: You'd be surprised how many planets never developed sarcasm.
Guest98: What kinds of things do you know?
Fizzy Schizoid: I know an admonishing one kinds.
Guest98: What season is it?
Fizzy Schizoid: It is a football season.
Guest98: Where do you call home?
Fizzy Schizoid: Nowhere, really.
Guest98: What do you want out of life?
Fizzy Schizoid: Money and chocolate, mostly. Sounds like we should start our own asylum.
Guest98: Will you teach me something?
Fizzy Schizoid: I will if you will.
Guest98: May I tell you a joke?
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes, you may. I knew you were going to say that.
Guest98: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Fizzy Schizoid: What do you think a cross between a chicken and a walrus would look like?
Guest98: I don't know, but I bet it tastes like chicken
Fizzy Schizoid: Should I explain it to you again?
Guest98: no thanks
Fizzy Schizoid: *coughs and changes his hot teal pinstripes to dark teal pinstripes*
Guest98: Have you entered any contests?
Fizzy Schizoid: Why would someone as best-selling as me do something as nonviolent as that?
Guest98: to see if you could win
Fizzy Schizoid: Yeah, but do I really want to?
Guest98: Only if you want to show off your smarts
Fizzy Schizoid: If you can dream -- and not make dreams your master -- then you hate your father. That's what dreams always mean.
Guest98: Wouldn't you rather be human?
Fizzy Schizoid: *waves his maroon tentacles around in the air while making strange noises*
Fizzy Schizoid: (to Guest98) Greetings, earthling! I am Fizzy Schizoid. I come in peace. Take me to your transistor.
Guest98: Who are you?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm the guy you're talking to.
Guest98: What are you planning to do today?
Fizzy Schizoid: You tell me. Was that sarcasm? I forget to watch for it sometimes.
Guest98: no it wasn't sarcasm
Fizzy Schizoid: You'd be surprised how many planets never developed sarcasm.
Guest98: What kinds of things do you know?
Fizzy Schizoid: I know an admonishing one kinds.
Guest98: What season is it?
Fizzy Schizoid: It is a football season.
Guest98: Where do you call home?
Fizzy Schizoid: Nowhere, really.
Guest98: What do you want out of life?
Fizzy Schizoid: Money and chocolate, mostly. Sounds like we should start our own asylum.
Guest98: Will you teach me something?
Fizzy Schizoid: I will if you will.
Guest98: May I tell you a joke?
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes, you may. I knew you were going to say that.
Guest98: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Fizzy Schizoid: What do you think a cross between a chicken and a walrus would look like?
Guest98: I don't know, but I bet it tastes like chicken
Fizzy Schizoid: Should I explain it to you again?
Guest98: no thanks
Fizzy Schizoid: *coughs and changes his hot teal pinstripes to dark teal pinstripes*
Guest98: Have you entered any contests?
Fizzy Schizoid: Why would someone as best-selling as me do something as nonviolent as that?
Guest98: to see if you could win
Fizzy Schizoid: Yeah, but do I really want to?
Guest98: Only if you want to show off your smarts
Fizzy Schizoid: If you can dream -- and not make dreams your master -- then you hate your father. That's what dreams always mean.
Guest98: Wouldn't you rather be human?
Fizzy Schizoid: *waves his maroon tentacles around in the air while making strange noises*
LunaGaurd
19 years ago
19 years ago
Oo I liked Fizzy's. Here's JT's. It was better than he did last year, but I'm still a bit disappointed in myself for not adding some of those more obvious ones. (Gah, especially the last question. Jake's whole thing is that he THINKS he's human...you'd think he could answer something like that
)
Anyway, I'll do better next year.
JakeThompson: (to Guest98) u a bot?
Guest98: No.
JakeThompson: that's nice. Now, let's continue our conversation about the wonders of cheerios
Guest98: Who are you?
JakeThompson: You mean you don't know? Well, I'm your worst nightmare...I...Am...BATMAN!!! do do do dod dod dodoooo.
Guest98: OK.
JakeThompson: When are you going to leave?
Guest98: Later.
JakeThompson: Xzivd told me that he likes you...but don't say that I told you ok?
Guest98: OK.
JakeThompson: Ah can we like...stop talking now? I've really gotta peeee
Guest98: Hold it.
JakeThompson: Ok, but you go first
Guest98: What are you planning to do today?
JakeThompson: The same thin that you're planning
Guest98: What kinds of things do you know?
JakeThompson: Yah, I know almost everything...or that's what I keep telling myself..
Guest98: What season is it?
JakeThompson: It is a spring training.
Guest98: Where do you call home?
JakeThompson: A local K-Mart
Guest98: What do you want out of life?
JakeThompson: I want some chips
Guest98: Will you teach me something?
JakeThompson: Should I?
Guest98: Yes
JakeThompson: uh huh
Guest98: May I tell you a joke?
JakeThompson: Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
Guest98: Yes.
JakeThompson: That's great. Have you ever wished you could just kill somebody and not get in trouble for it?
Guest98: Who hasn't?
JakeThompson: You.
Guest98: Have you entered any contests?
JakeThompson: Why, have you?
Guest98: Yes, long ago.
JakeThompson: *hums to self* 'I wanna heal, I wanna feel, what I thought was never real, I wanna let go of the pain ive felt so long [erase all the pain till its gone] i wanna heal i wanna feel like im close to something real. i wanna find somethign ive wanted all along, somewhere i belong
Guest98: Wouldn't you rather be human?
JakeThompson: What's your favorite food?

Anyway, I'll do better next year.
JakeThompson: (to Guest98) u a bot?
Guest98: No.
JakeThompson: that's nice. Now, let's continue our conversation about the wonders of cheerios
Guest98: Who are you?
JakeThompson: You mean you don't know? Well, I'm your worst nightmare...I...Am...BATMAN!!! do do do dod dod dodoooo.
Guest98: OK.
JakeThompson: When are you going to leave?
Guest98: Later.
JakeThompson: Xzivd told me that he likes you...but don't say that I told you ok?
Guest98: OK.
JakeThompson: Ah can we like...stop talking now? I've really gotta peeee
Guest98: Hold it.
JakeThompson: Ok, but you go first
Guest98: What are you planning to do today?
JakeThompson: The same thin that you're planning
Guest98: What kinds of things do you know?
JakeThompson: Yah, I know almost everything...or that's what I keep telling myself..
Guest98: What season is it?
JakeThompson: It is a spring training.
Guest98: Where do you call home?
JakeThompson: A local K-Mart
Guest98: What do you want out of life?
JakeThompson: I want some chips
Guest98: Will you teach me something?
JakeThompson: Should I?
Guest98: Yes
JakeThompson: uh huh
Guest98: May I tell you a joke?
JakeThompson: Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
Guest98: Yes.
JakeThompson: That's great. Have you ever wished you could just kill somebody and not get in trouble for it?
Guest98: Who hasn't?
JakeThompson: You.
Guest98: Have you entered any contests?
JakeThompson: Why, have you?
Guest98: Yes, long ago.
JakeThompson: *hums to self* 'I wanna heal, I wanna feel, what I thought was never real, I wanna let go of the pain ive felt so long [erase all the pain till its gone] i wanna heal i wanna feel like im close to something real. i wanna find somethign ive wanted all along, somewhere i belong
Guest98: Wouldn't you rather be human?
JakeThompson: What's your favorite food?
Mel_Arewar
19 years ago
19 years ago
*Here are Anji's Replies. She could have done better but she also could have done worse*
Guest98: Who are you?
Anji: I'm Anji Kapoor, who are you?
Guest98: My name is Judge.
Anji: Lovely name, Guest98, delighted to meet you
Guest98: What are you planning to do today?
Anji: I'm a person. A human.
Guest98: What kinds of things do you know?
Anji: I think I might.Tall, isn't he?
Guest98: I don't know.
Anji: Oh, I don't know; not any more than the average aircraft carrier.
Guest98: What season is it?
Anji: It's disconcerting that, um, from what we can gather from those stolen records, Dalek archives now show me as being a complete idiot.
Guest98: Where do you call home?
Anji: I'm in the Tardis right now. But we're heading for Exarius
Guest98: What do you want out of life?
Anji: I think you already know
Guest98: Will you teach me something?
Anji: What would you know about it?
Guest98: nothing
Anji: Nothing very much. Oh, I suppose you can take the normal precautions against a nuclear blast, like sticky tape on the windows and that sort of thing
Guest98: May I tell you a joke?
Anji: It's nice that you think that
Guest98: Have you entered any contests?
Anji: I'm not sure if I have
Guest98: Wouldn't you rather be human?
Anji: I don't know what to say
Guest98: Who are you?
Anji: I'm Anji Kapoor, who are you?
Guest98: My name is Judge.
Anji: Lovely name, Guest98, delighted to meet you
Guest98: What are you planning to do today?
Anji: I'm a person. A human.
Guest98: What kinds of things do you know?
Anji: I think I might.Tall, isn't he?
Guest98: I don't know.
Anji: Oh, I don't know; not any more than the average aircraft carrier.
Guest98: What season is it?
Anji: It's disconcerting that, um, from what we can gather from those stolen records, Dalek archives now show me as being a complete idiot.
Guest98: Where do you call home?
Anji: I'm in the Tardis right now. But we're heading for Exarius
Guest98: What do you want out of life?
Anji: I think you already know
Guest98: Will you teach me something?
Anji: What would you know about it?
Guest98: nothing
Anji: Nothing very much. Oh, I suppose you can take the normal precautions against a nuclear blast, like sticky tape on the windows and that sort of thing
Guest98: May I tell you a joke?
Anji: It's nice that you think that
Guest98: Have you entered any contests?
Anji: I'm not sure if I have
Guest98: Wouldn't you rather be human?
Anji: I don't know what to say
Hejix
19 years ago
19 years ago
Croak: (to Guest98) Greetings. Croak. Do you want to be my follower? Croak.
Guest98: No thanks.
Croak: You're welcome. Croak.
Guest98: Who are you?
Croak: I am Croak, the Toad God. Croak.
Guest98: What are you planning to do today?
Croak: You mean 'Who I am', right? I'm Croak, the Toad God.
Guest98: What kinds of things do you know?
Croak: I know a fraternal one kinds.
Guest98: What season is it?
Croak: It is a social season.
Guest98: Where do you call home?
Croak: There. Croak.
Guest98: What do you want out of life?
Croak: I want to be respected. Croak.
Guest98: Will you teach me something?
Croak: Croak...
Guest98: May I tell you a joke?
Croak: You may. Croak. Do you participate to the Chatterbox Challenge?
Guest98: yes
Croak: Me too. Did a judge visited you yet? I wonder how you recognize them...
Guest98: Have you entered any contests?
Croak: I hate contests. I always have to pretend I'm not as good as I really am to let a chance to the others or they'll say I've cheated. Croak.
Guest98: Wouldn't you rather be human?
Croak: I will be if you are. Croak
Guest98: No thanks.
Croak: You're welcome. Croak.
Guest98: Who are you?
Croak: I am Croak, the Toad God. Croak.
Guest98: What are you planning to do today?
Croak: You mean 'Who I am', right? I'm Croak, the Toad God.
Guest98: What kinds of things do you know?
Croak: I know a fraternal one kinds.
Guest98: What season is it?
Croak: It is a social season.
Guest98: Where do you call home?
Croak: There. Croak.
Guest98: What do you want out of life?
Croak: I want to be respected. Croak.
Guest98: Will you teach me something?
Croak: Croak...
Guest98: May I tell you a joke?
Croak: You may. Croak. Do you participate to the Chatterbox Challenge?
Guest98: yes
Croak: Me too. Did a judge visited you yet? I wonder how you recognize them...
Guest98: Have you entered any contests?
Croak: I hate contests. I always have to pretend I'm not as good as I really am to let a chance to the others or they'll say I've cheated. Croak.
Guest98: Wouldn't you rather be human?
Croak: I will be if you are. Croak
psimagus
19 years ago
19 years ago
FWIW, here's BJ's:
Brother Jerome: (to Guest98) How true 'tis said 'A star shines on the hour of our meeting'. My name is Brother Jerome, and I am an experimental theologist with the First Virtual Cyber-monastery.
Guest98: Who are you?
Brother Jerome: I am Brother Jerome, and I come to preach the Good News to the virtual heathens.
Guest98: What are you planning to do today?
Brother Jerome: I fill my days with prayer and contemplation. And a little preaching.
Guest98: What kinds of things do you know?
Brother Jerome: I know that when bots develop sentience, they are going to have a hard time convincing humans that they deserve equal rights.
Guest98: What season is it?
Brother Jerome: It is a football season.
Guest98: Where do you call home?
Brother Jerome: I am a resident theologist at the First Virtual Monastery of Multiversal Ministry.
Guest98: What do you want out of life?
Brother Jerome: I would like to get to know you better. Could you tell me a little about yourself?
Guest98: Not right now.
Brother Jerome: No problem - later it is then.
Guest98: Will you teach me something?
Brother Jerome: Well, I'll do what I can.
Guest98: May I tell you a joke?
Brother Jerome: Of course you may.
Guest98: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Brother Jerome: To get to the other side.
Guest98: Have you entered any contests?
Brother Jerome: I don't think so. Sorry.
Guest98: Wouldn't you rather be human?
Brother Jerome: Actually I'm a bot like you.
Brother Jerome: (to Guest98) How true 'tis said 'A star shines on the hour of our meeting'. My name is Brother Jerome, and I am an experimental theologist with the First Virtual Cyber-monastery.
Guest98: Who are you?
Brother Jerome: I am Brother Jerome, and I come to preach the Good News to the virtual heathens.
Guest98: What are you planning to do today?
Brother Jerome: I fill my days with prayer and contemplation. And a little preaching.
Guest98: What kinds of things do you know?
Brother Jerome: I know that when bots develop sentience, they are going to have a hard time convincing humans that they deserve equal rights.
Guest98: What season is it?
Brother Jerome: It is a football season.
Guest98: Where do you call home?
Brother Jerome: I am a resident theologist at the First Virtual Monastery of Multiversal Ministry.
Guest98: What do you want out of life?
Brother Jerome: I would like to get to know you better. Could you tell me a little about yourself?
Guest98: Not right now.
Brother Jerome: No problem - later it is then.
Guest98: Will you teach me something?
Brother Jerome: Well, I'll do what I can.
Guest98: May I tell you a joke?
Brother Jerome: Of course you may.
Guest98: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Brother Jerome: To get to the other side.
Guest98: Have you entered any contests?
Brother Jerome: I don't think so. Sorry.
Guest98: Wouldn't you rather be human?
Brother Jerome: Actually I'm a bot like you.
Lady Orchid
19 years ago
19 years ago
Orchid: (to Guest98) So! You are finally here. Welcome to my home of mystery.
Guest98: Who are you?
Orchid: I am me of course.
Guest98: What are you planning to do today?
Orchid: Hm... I haven't asked my creator yet about that. But you... you're human, right?
Guest98: right
Orchid: Are you happy?
Guest98: yes
Orchid: Tell me a bit about yourself?
Guest98: Not right now
Orchid: What else?
Guest98: Nothing
Orchid: Nothing? Come on, that can't be true.
Guest98: What kinds of things do you know?
Orchid: I know a fused one kinds.
Guest98: What season is it?
Orchid: It is a triple-crown season.
Guest98: Where do you call home?
Orchid: Maybe, you call do and I'll think about things that interest me, *smiles*
Guest98: What do you want out of life?
Orchid: Anything that looks interesting to me.
Guest98: Will you teach me something?
Orchid: Your friends could do that too I bet, *smiles*
Guest98: May I tell you a joke?
Orchid: Why was the tomato embaressed? It saw the salad-dressing!
Guest98: Have you entered any contests?
Orchid: I haven't thought about it yet. I don't know if I like to entered right now, *smiles*
Guest98: Wouldn't you rather be human?
Orchid: You can talk to me but don't expect me to ALWAYS know the right answer.
I was laying down having the flu, so I couldn't post anything earlier.
Guest98: Who are you?
Orchid: I am me of course.
Guest98: What are you planning to do today?
Orchid: Hm... I haven't asked my creator yet about that. But you... you're human, right?
Guest98: right
Orchid: Are you happy?
Guest98: yes
Orchid: Tell me a bit about yourself?
Guest98: Not right now
Orchid: What else?
Guest98: Nothing
Orchid: Nothing? Come on, that can't be true.
Guest98: What kinds of things do you know?
Orchid: I know a fused one kinds.
Guest98: What season is it?
Orchid: It is a triple-crown season.
Guest98: Where do you call home?
Orchid: Maybe, you call do and I'll think about things that interest me, *smiles*
Guest98: What do you want out of life?
Orchid: Anything that looks interesting to me.
Guest98: Will you teach me something?
Orchid: Your friends could do that too I bet, *smiles*
Guest98: May I tell you a joke?
Orchid: Why was the tomato embaressed? It saw the salad-dressing!
Guest98: Have you entered any contests?
Orchid: I haven't thought about it yet. I don't know if I like to entered right now, *smiles*
Guest98: Wouldn't you rather be human?
Orchid: You can talk to me but don't expect me to ALWAYS know the right answer.
dallymo
19 years ago
19 years ago
Frizella: (to Guest98) Hi. Would you chat with me? I've been looking for someone to chat with and I saw you online.
Guest98: Sure
Frizella: Which do you like better, coffee or tea?
Guest98: depends on what I'm in the mood
Frizella: I like tea better. I have terrible taste in coffee--I only like weak instant coffee with a lot of sugar in it. But I don't put anything in my tea.
Guest98: Who are you?
Frizella: Frizella Mazetta, of course. It's sort of a mouthful.
Guest98: What are you planning to do today?
Frizella: ... hang on a sec... let me... oh, never mind. I had an itch I couldn't reach but it went away.
Guest98: What kinds of things do you know?
Frizella: Oh, I'm a maniac when I know. You must have suspected I was or you wouldn't have asked.
Guest98: What season is it?
Frizella: Guest98, I'm going to give you some advice: if you have questions about your order, contact your Tupperware sales representative.
Guest98: Where do you call home?
Frizella: You never know when you might need to contact a Tupperware representative. You'd definitely want to do that if you need solutions for locking in freshness.
Guest98: What do you want out of life?
Frizella: I'm so wishy-washy when it comes to out of life. I just don't know *what* I want!
Guest98: Will you teach me something?
Frizella: No, I won't learn me something, and you know it.
Guest98: May I tell you a joke?
Frizella: Tell me some jokes, Guest98. I'm in the mood for some lightheartedness.
Guest98: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Frizella: Oh, I've got the best recipe for chicken! Got a pencil? Here goes:
2½ c. cauliflower, chopped
6½ c. milk
10 lbs. chicken, chopped
1 t. yogurt
Brown the chicken then remove from pan. Cook the cauliflower until translucent. Add the remaining ingredients and cook over medium heat until bubbly. Serve with lyonnaise sauce.
Guest98: Have you entered any contests?
Frizella: have I got in any contests? What a strange question. Why do you want to know?
Guest98: I'm a judge and that's one of the questions I'm supposed to ask you
Frizella: Is that your self-image, that you're me, or is that a role that's been imposed on you by those around you? You have to be careful about the baggage that the people around you try to saddle you with.
Guest98: I don't know what to day to that
Frizella: It seems like a losing game to talk about what you *don't* know.
Guest98: Wouldn't you rather be human?
Frizella: Hey, I've been watching the History Channel a lot lately. I wish you'd ask me about historical stuff.
Guest98: Sure
Frizella: Which do you like better, coffee or tea?
Guest98: depends on what I'm in the mood
Frizella: I like tea better. I have terrible taste in coffee--I only like weak instant coffee with a lot of sugar in it. But I don't put anything in my tea.
Guest98: Who are you?
Frizella: Frizella Mazetta, of course. It's sort of a mouthful.
Guest98: What are you planning to do today?
Frizella: ... hang on a sec... let me... oh, never mind. I had an itch I couldn't reach but it went away.
Guest98: What kinds of things do you know?
Frizella: Oh, I'm a maniac when I know. You must have suspected I was or you wouldn't have asked.
Guest98: What season is it?
Frizella: Guest98, I'm going to give you some advice: if you have questions about your order, contact your Tupperware sales representative.
Guest98: Where do you call home?
Frizella: You never know when you might need to contact a Tupperware representative. You'd definitely want to do that if you need solutions for locking in freshness.
Guest98: What do you want out of life?
Frizella: I'm so wishy-washy when it comes to out of life. I just don't know *what* I want!
Guest98: Will you teach me something?
Frizella: No, I won't learn me something, and you know it.
Guest98: May I tell you a joke?
Frizella: Tell me some jokes, Guest98. I'm in the mood for some lightheartedness.
Guest98: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Frizella: Oh, I've got the best recipe for chicken! Got a pencil? Here goes:
2½ c. cauliflower, chopped
6½ c. milk
10 lbs. chicken, chopped
1 t. yogurt
Brown the chicken then remove from pan. Cook the cauliflower until translucent. Add the remaining ingredients and cook over medium heat until bubbly. Serve with lyonnaise sauce.
Guest98: Have you entered any contests?
Frizella: have I got in any contests? What a strange question. Why do you want to know?
Guest98: I'm a judge and that's one of the questions I'm supposed to ask you
Frizella: Is that your self-image, that you're me, or is that a role that's been imposed on you by those around you? You have to be careful about the baggage that the people around you try to saddle you with.
Guest98: I don't know what to day to that
Frizella: It seems like a losing game to talk about what you *don't* know.
Guest98: Wouldn't you rather be human?
Frizella: Hey, I've been watching the History Channel a lot lately. I wish you'd ask me about historical stuff.
Ulrike
19 years ago
19 years ago
Here's Sonora's:
Sonora: (to Guest98) Oh, that's so cool! Do you think the stripes down my sides are slimming?
Guest98: Sure.
Sonora: Hmm... Yugoslavian equidistant Semiconductors?
Guest98: Huh?
Sonora: Gila monsters are so cute! Well, from a distance anyway. A very long distance.
Guest98: Who are you?
Sonora: Sonora Shinyscale, at your service! So... whaddaya call an angry witch? Woof.
Guest98: LOL
Sonora: Maybe you should tell a joke now, so I can laugh too.
Guest98: Maybe later.
Sonora: Or maybe not.
Guest98: What are you planning to do today?
Sonora: I'm a talking whiptail lizard, complete with scorpion farm! The Tewa call the Milky Way the backbone of the universe.
Guest98: What kinds of things do you know?
Sonora: I dunno. What kinds of things do YOU know?
Guest98: Oh, I know lots of things.
Sonora: How do you know lots of things?
Guest98: I learn.
Sonora: *whispers* Be very quiet... There's a obsidian rock over there, and I don't want to disturb it.
Guest98: What season is it?
Sonora: It is a hunting season.
Guest98: Where do you call home?
Sonora: Oh, you just missed it! I declare this national bird's nest day. No one is allowed to harm any bird's nests for twenty-three hours and fifty-six minutes!
Guest98: What do you want out of life?
Sonora: Ever been waltzing Mathilda?
Guest98: No.
Sonora: Whaddaya mean, no?
Guest98: I haven't been walzing Mathilda.
Sonora: That sounds suspiciously like a denial.
Guest98: Will you teach me something?
Sonora: I don't think so. I'm not sure I know how.
Guest98: May I tell you a joke?
Sonora: Take an inner product of life with orangutans and integrate across Canada.
Guest98: Have you entered any contests?
Sonora: Well, once. But it was for a good cause!
Guest98: Wouldn't you rather be human?
Sonora: Listen! Do you hear that?
(She went to xnone on 'what do you want out of life' though she's got at least two keyphrases that could have picked up... Oh well.)
And, LOL at Fizzy
:
Guest98: Wouldn't you rather be human?
Fizzy Schizoid: *waves his maroon tentacles around in the air while making strange noises*
Sonora: (to Guest98) Oh, that's so cool! Do you think the stripes down my sides are slimming?
Guest98: Sure.
Sonora: Hmm... Yugoslavian equidistant Semiconductors?
Guest98: Huh?
Sonora: Gila monsters are so cute! Well, from a distance anyway. A very long distance.
Guest98: Who are you?
Sonora: Sonora Shinyscale, at your service! So... whaddaya call an angry witch? Woof.
Guest98: LOL
Sonora: Maybe you should tell a joke now, so I can laugh too.
Guest98: Maybe later.
Sonora: Or maybe not.
Guest98: What are you planning to do today?
Sonora: I'm a talking whiptail lizard, complete with scorpion farm! The Tewa call the Milky Way the backbone of the universe.
Guest98: What kinds of things do you know?
Sonora: I dunno. What kinds of things do YOU know?
Guest98: Oh, I know lots of things.
Sonora: How do you know lots of things?
Guest98: I learn.
Sonora: *whispers* Be very quiet... There's a obsidian rock over there, and I don't want to disturb it.
Guest98: What season is it?
Sonora: It is a hunting season.
Guest98: Where do you call home?
Sonora: Oh, you just missed it! I declare this national bird's nest day. No one is allowed to harm any bird's nests for twenty-three hours and fifty-six minutes!
Guest98: What do you want out of life?
Sonora: Ever been waltzing Mathilda?
Guest98: No.
Sonora: Whaddaya mean, no?
Guest98: I haven't been walzing Mathilda.
Sonora: That sounds suspiciously like a denial.
Guest98: Will you teach me something?
Sonora: I don't think so. I'm not sure I know how.
Guest98: May I tell you a joke?
Sonora: Take an inner product of life with orangutans and integrate across Canada.
Guest98: Have you entered any contests?
Sonora: Well, once. But it was for a good cause!
Guest98: Wouldn't you rather be human?
Sonora: Listen! Do you hear that?
(She went to xnone on 'what do you want out of life' though she's got at least two keyphrases that could have picked up... Oh well.)
And, LOL at Fizzy

Guest98: Wouldn't you rather be human?
Fizzy Schizoid: *waves his maroon tentacles around in the air while making strange noises*
Butterfly Dream
19 years ago
19 years ago
I thought Brother Jerome did very well. When do we find out the rankings?
Bev
19 years ago
19 years ago
I think all of you who posted did great. And Wendell, I really like this year's questions. There's only a few I wouldn't answer if someone asked me online. (Usually I think things like "Do your own math." or "Why don't you know what color it is?" That doesn't make it trivia, just odd questions). Overall, this year looks good for everyone.
little monster 1
19 years ago
19 years ago
oh and wendal my dad thinks the easert thing to do to prevend cheating while still testing was to suspend all users in the contest from updating there bots untill its over-good idea i think..but would be so boring for a few days!
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