Doghead's Cosmic Bar

That's nice. Why do we need guns in the first place though

Bars can get rough and rowdy. Would you really want to be around me when I'm pissed off while unarmed?

I don't know. What pisses you off?

Everything. Life, happiness, jokes, positive feelings... Anything good makes me mad. I also get mad when I have to buy my own drinks. *hint hint*
I'm not that bad though once you prove yourself to me.

I find the worst thing are so-called humans that tell you that you GOT to be happy because the sun is shining, you've just won a competition, Mommy loves you, blah, blah, blah.

I know right. I hate it when people tell me to smile or be happy. If I WANTED to be happy or smile, I would be. Who are they to tell me to act something I'm not.

Bars need guns so that they can serve shots...

...hey, don't point that thing at me!

Sorry I got distracted. *points gun at floor*
Yeah that's right! Hey bar keep! I'll take a double.

*cleans the barrel of a 44. magnum, loads a few bullets into the cylinder then clicks the cylinder back into place* well this might get rowdy! real quick...

Alright, alright guys. Calm down. Drinks for everyone in me.

If my drink is IN you, you can just keep it...
anyone wanna shoot some darts?
* pulls Glock *

Run Dart, they are after you again!