Doghead's Cosmic Bar

I really need a drink. It has been a killer day.

does anyone mind if I just clean my gun, because it does start to get harsh in the bar.

Thinking that as a little boy I wondered whether there weren't too many men around in the times when every other woman died in childbed ...

*sings Karate* :
I don't need no nine mil glock
These hands are deadly guns
From smokin, drinkin, bein a thug
I sip hypnotyq from a coffee mug
I keep a healthy state of mind
I only drink and drive night

(Chorus)
I know Karate
I Know Jujitsu
I Drive Like a Gangsta when I'm coming to see you

@johno141 hell yeah man. I'll get mine out too and we can see who's is bigger.

Hey I'm new. What kind of danger is their I'd yu guys are talking about cleaning guns?

Guns can explode in your hands if you don't keep them clean.

That's nice. Why do we need guns in the first place though

Bars can get rough and rowdy. Would you really want to be around me when I'm pissed off while unarmed?

I don't know. What pisses you off?

Everything. Life, happiness, jokes, positive feelings... Anything good makes me mad. I also get mad when I have to buy my own drinks. *hint hint*
I'm not that bad though once you prove yourself to me.

I find the worst thing are so-called humans that tell you that you GOT to be happy because the sun is shining, you've just won a competition, Mommy loves you, blah, blah, blah.