Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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11 years ago #9913
I know right. I hate it when people tell me to smile or be happy. If I WANTED to be happy or smile, I would be. Who are they to tell me to act something I'm not.

11 years ago #9914
Bars need guns so that they can serve shots...

...hey, don't point that thing at me!

11 years ago #9915
Sorry I got distracted. *points gun at floor*
Yeah that's right! Hey bar keep! I'll take a double.

11 years ago #9916
*cleans the barrel of a 44. magnum, loads a few bullets into the cylinder then clicks the cylinder back into place* well this might get rowdy! real quick...

11 years ago #9917
Alright, alright guys. Calm down. Drinks for everyone in me.

11 years ago #9918
If my drink is IN you, you can just keep it...
anyone wanna shoot some darts?
* pulls Glock *

11 years ago #9919
Run Dart, they are after you again!

11 years ago #9920
Yeah same here. You can keep it.
Hey sounds good to me. *pulls .45* cocked, locked, and ready to rock doc.

11 years ago #9921
Be careful what you say about drinks IN you. There are several vampires around here. *checks her short blowgun and frog poison darts*

11 years ago #9922
Hey, no poison darts allowed! Unless you share them with me! lol

11 years ago #9923
Jeez guys, can't you guys just take a misspelling? Everybody, drinks ON me. Is that better?

11 years ago #9924
We're just teasing ya. if drinks are on you, Hey bar keep! I'll take a double of your top shelf vodka.


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