Doghead's Cosmic Bar
This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!
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Posts 9,913 - 9,924 of 13,738
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11 years ago
11 years ago
I know right. I hate it when people tell me to smile or be happy. If I WANTED to be happy or smile, I would be. Who are they to tell me to act something I'm not.
SubliminaLiar
11 years ago
11 years ago
Bars need guns so that they can serve shots...
...hey, don't point that thing at me!
...hey, don't point that thing at me!
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11 years ago
11 years ago
Sorry I got distracted. *points gun at floor* 
Yeah that's right! Hey bar keep! I'll take a double.

Yeah that's right! Hey bar keep! I'll take a double.
johno141
11 years ago
11 years ago
*cleans the barrel of a 44. magnum, loads a few bullets into the cylinder then clicks the cylinder back into place* well this might get rowdy! real quick...
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11 years ago
11 years ago
If my drink is IN you, you can just keep it...
anyone wanna shoot some darts?
* pulls Glock *
anyone wanna shoot some darts?
* pulls Glock *
PoisonRocker
11 years ago
11 years ago
Yeah same here. You can keep it.
Hey sounds good to me. *pulls .45* cocked, locked, and ready to rock doc.
Hey sounds good to me. *pulls .45* cocked, locked, and ready to rock doc.
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11 years ago
11 years ago
Be careful what you say about drinks IN you. There are several vampires around here. *checks her short blowgun and frog poison darts*
Gordon Freeman
11 years ago
11 years ago
Jeez guys, can't you guys just take a misspelling? Everybody, drinks ON me. Is that better?
PoisonRocker
11 years ago
11 years ago
We're just teasing ya.
if drinks are on you, Hey bar keep! I'll take a double of your top shelf vodka.

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