Doghead's Cosmic Bar

i feel so drunk

Hey all of ya, beers ales drinks on me.

Hey dogh'd get me a beer

A screwdriver walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"

The Screwdriver responds, "You have a drink named Murray?"
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A panda walks into a bar and orders a beer and a hamburger. After he eats he stands up stretches and pulls out a gun shooting everyone in the room but the bartender. The panda puts $20 on the bar and turns to leave. As he walks out the door the bartender asks why the panda shot everyone. The panda tells him to look in the encyclopedia. The bartender looks up panda and he reads "Panda: Large black and white mammal native to China. Eats shoots and leaves."!

*throws water on Kobal* jeez enough of these bad joke already

I'm melting....oh no, that's just mud rolling off. Did you hear about the baby seal walked into a club?

No

hi ppl,aliens,monsters,and others

*drunk* J...JOHNO...... U..U. REMIND ME *HICUP* OF A LIL LADY FRIEND OF M.M....MIME *HICUP* I...I..I THINK ITS THE HAIR O
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*walks in and sits down* Hi all, I'm needing a drink.

Good idea, just don't eat the peanuts.

''Hi everyone,'' I say, walking in. I pay for a beer and start drinking.