Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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12 years ago #9884

I'm not an alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, but I already have one.

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johno141
12 years ago #9885

Hey whatdya say piel, you sound to drunk to even know what is said

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12 years ago #9886

A jedi walks into a bar and uses the force on the bartender, knocking him with a beer bottle. The bartender runs back in and says, "THE FORCE IS STRONG WITH YOU LUKE!!!"

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johno141
11 years ago #9887

*sticks on the charlston and starts doing the charlston* anybody want to join

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11 years ago #9888

Why do these peanuts have legs?!

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11 years ago #9889

So they can dance

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johno141
11 years ago #9890

Kobal of course humans dance, but I'm good at dancing the charlston in particular.

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11 years ago #9891

The peanuts are dancing....cute!

MARK

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11 years ago #9892

Cute, but I wish I'd have noticed the legs BEFORE I ate a handful of them...

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johno141
11 years ago #9893

*does a matrix avoidance from a thrown peanut* ahem, I have a high a voidance skill

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11 years ago #9894

The legs are crunchy and a good source of protein..but I do wish they would stop kicking.

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johno141
11 years ago #9895

hang on, why are the legs kicking?