Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Dogh'd, get the fair lady here a nice, warm "Fucking Beekeeper".

Sigh...I can see that you aren't responding because you don't want to hurt my feelings. Where are my drinks?
*turns purple and droops tentacles dejectedly*

*begins to sob uncontrollably but gently*
I don't deserve friends like you guys.

OH dear dear dear Fizzy, nothing to turn colors over, I sleep a lot in the shadows of KT. If you see KT around here then I am also here.

You can turn back to yellow whenever you like...tackle hugggsss!

OH dear dear dear Fizzy, nothing to turn colors over, I sleep a lot in the shadows of KT. If you see KT around here then I am also here.

You can turn back to yellow whenever you like...tackle hugggsss!

Speaking of colors, I've got quite the problem with blue balls.

Maybe you should go see a doctor about that...

kirby if your nose is your you know what then where are your balls at?

My dear lady, the point is, he doesn't have any balls! Muhahah

Just be very careful about touching his bowtie...

ewwwww

Careful! I'm a bit slimy!
*turns bright orange and tries to stay on the barstool*

Look, I just wanted to tell you that I wasn't really expecting you to accept my marriage proposal; I was so overcome by your beauty that I wasn't thinking straight. I don't even have a ring! I'm afraid that I may make more social blunders until I can develop myself more; it's hard being my own botmaster.

Anyway, can I buy you a drink, hot stuff?