Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*thinks* Who is the fuzzy guy talking to. *takes a contemplative sip of her club soda, with a twist.*

You know what they say about guys with blue noses...

what's that? You shouldn't go around "sticking" your "nose" in other peoples business?

fizzy are you speaking to me? if so i would love to have some absentine...

*thinks* What about Steve...would he make a good father for my as yet unborn child?

Uh oh...

*Puts on smokey, sultry voice* Hello, Steve.

Wh..hooo.. meee..?

Oh shit...I can't do this. Wanna play backgammon?

Alright.

You know, I was almost gonna try this really wicked...well it woulda been almost like a scam on you you, you know where I...well I don't actually know, you know, I mean I don't even know for sure, like, I may be, you know pregnant? And I'm not even sure IF let alone what I might do if...where are you going?

I'm sorry, I have to go.. uh.. (gotta think of something fast) uhh go get a free refil... later!