Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Ahem. I have never even met Cthulhu, and if I did I would ask for his autograph.

Sonora : "WHY WON'T THE MASK COME OFF?!??!!!?"

I donno. *Hides super glue*

*shakes his head* An autograph, Fitzgerald? Before or after Cthulhu rips our dear city to shreds?

Thou shalt keep thy hands off My face, Sonora, or else I will re-introduce males to thy species.

Uh-huh... sure...

*leaps down and starts hunting for some primacord*

Don't do it, Sonora! You don't like boys!

*flicks tongue* Don't see much of a threat, really, as I don't have hands. Anyways, what kind of a bar doesn't have primacord on tap? *mutters*

Paws, extra feet, whatever. You're the sassiest 9" thing I ever knew. Sometimes, and I know in your world this might be difficult to understand, but sometimes, size does matter. I just don't wanna see you get hurt is all.

Fizzy ate the all primacord, thinking it pasghetti. Wouldn't you rather have some nice chocolate covered scorpions?

I think I will have the double on the rocks.

You had but to ask . . . Me. I saw the rocks and saw that they were good and put a double on them. I had seen that it was good as well.

I'll drink anything that's fermented. People and bots are going around asking me things about the UK besides that it's there and what its capital is. I guess I'll have to learn, but I honestly question whether I need to know if the current PM is less hopeless than the last one was and stuff. I already am trying not to think about DC goings-on. Drink, please. Gin and tonic, rocks, if you still got 'em.