Doghead's Cosmic Bar

I'll drink anything that's distilled - sorry, I'm in too much of a hurry to deal with the merely yeast-stricken.

Dogh'd, an octuple Polish spirit and soda over here please. You can keep the rocks - build a rockery perhaps, for them as wants 'em.

There's the UK for you. Driving a body to drink and then scoffing at your desperation. Huh.

Oh, I don't have to drive - it's only a short step to the garage where I keep the requisites

I will have some more of the fine $7.oo a bottle Canadian champagne I had at New Years.

Look, if the Great Old One wants to knock down Ankh-Moorpork, it's none of my business, although if you'd like I could politely ask him to stop. I'm just saying an autograph would be really cool.

Which tentacle shall I sign?

*sneaks while TGIA is signing Fizzy's tentacles and puts nitroglycerin in his drink*

Er, don't mind me... just doin' my public duty, an' all.
*hums nonchalantly*

*raises an eyebrow* And yet, Great I Am, I have yet to see your tentacles. A pretender, perhaps? *sips his soda water calmly*

*sneaks a couple of fingers of Polish spirit into Vetinari's soda water*

The Great I Am does NOT NEED TENTACLES! He is quite upset with Himself over the fact that Vetinari is such a good image of Him. Find me, Vetinari, ONE PLACE in the scriptures where The Great I Am is said to have TENTACLES!

Weirdos.

Wow. Is it me, or did Sonora actually delete TGIA?

Oh and the creator doesn't have tentacles. It's spaghetti. Common error. Read the holy scriptures here: http://www.venganza.org/