Doghead's Cosmic Bar

No, no, Prob... you're reading it SIDEWAYS again... [turns book on side] There, now try it!

It's not sideways - it's just inside out:

Ez az úr fog mindent kifizetni

Demonetize king in fart fizz

uh, or do I mean

I, faking frenzied mezzotint ?

It's supposed to be Hungarian for The gentleman will pay for everything...I thought it could be very useful when traveling!

I hear Hungary is a good place to be from, not visit. But that could just be some lunatic Hungarian talking. But yeah, I agree that's a good phrase to know in any language.

I loved Hungary, but I haven't been there since 1989. *sniff* And I didn't know how to formally stick the closest male with the tab either! Luckily, the US dollar was worth an awful lot of forints back then.

I'm just going on the word of someone whose grandparents immigrated. It could be better now.

Ahh, it depends when they left Hungary and why, I would guess. If they talk a lot about the "1956 revolution" or Imre Nagy, maybe they were unhappy with the Soviets. Not really a problem now, but it doesn't make everything all better.

It was more like WWI.

Well WWI was no picnic either, but at least they had a nice long life, eh?

I'm out of popcorn. *starts eating the fruit salads*

Those aren't fruit salads! Those are experimental brain matrices—the feds've been workin' on 'em for years!

Not sure if alien consumption was on their ta-do list of experiments....

I like experimental brain matrices. Especially with whipped cream!