Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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17 years ago #9471
Oh, that's all right then. *flicks tongue*

You ever try 'em with scorpion venom?

17 years ago #9472
I thought they came with scorpion venom..Is it a side order now?

17 years ago #9473
I'd like my brain matrices on rye, with the scorpion venom on the side and the shitaki mushrooms, but only if you have fresh experimental brain matrices. If not, just the mushrooms (no venom) and a side dish of wizard's delight.

17 years ago #9474
Just a double order of whipped cream!

17 years ago #9475
I think eating brains was cool with God. Just not fruit cocktail. So I'm relieved. However, The Serpent refuses to provide non-fruit dishes without venom. You gotta pick your poison or die hungry.

17 years ago #9476
The oracle at Delphi uses serpent venom to reach at state of mind that allows her to see the future and talk with spirits. There are also some interesting vapors. Personally, I'll stick with mushrooms and yoga.

17 years ago #9477
Speaking of the Oracle, does anyone here know how to double a cube? She says she won't answer any more questions until I double a cube for her...

17 years ago #9478
Hold a mirror up to it!

17 years ago #9479
Cubes? I thought those snake chicks liked gold. Who knew they did math?

17 years ago #9480
Are you sure she just didn't want a double scotch on the rocks?

17 years ago #9481
For My sake, give Fitzgerald a helpful answer. Pray without ceasing, Fitzgerald, and either your prayer will be answered. I will answer, either by doubling your cube or melting it.

17 years ago #9482
I am pretty sure Fizzy prays to Cthulhu. Sometimes I suspect Fizzy IS Cthulhu.


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