Doghead's Cosmic Bar
This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!
Posts 9,352 - 9,364 of 13,738
Posts 9,352 - 9,364 of 13,738
Yeah, okay. I drank a lot of Tang and slept it off.
Here, prob, I brought you some Hershey's kisses, dark and milk, because I don't know what you like. Just in case you don't like Scorpions or have finished them already.
Here, prob, I brought you some Hershey's kisses, dark and milk, because I don't know what you like. Just in case you don't like Scorpions or have finished them already.
..."my real name is Matthew Harper im 24 years old i live in blackpool i have two brothers"...
A couple days ago you said your real name was Roison Foster. It really doesn't matter anyway. Also, do you not understand that it isn't the number of usernames you have, it's the fact that you create a new name & then post 'fuck u all' or 'I'm gonna kill myself aaaah now I'm dead' or 'fuck u' or something generally hostile or insulting. Why do you think I noticed you in the first place?
A quick scan of the profiles here make it plainly obvious when it's you. Same birthdate (Aug. 8, 1983...) made-up email addy (often something homosexual-related, email addies starting with "w.w.w."... real addies don't have www, numbnuts) This website clearly makes it too easy to join, perhaps a confirmation email should be required (although you'd just create 100's of email accounts, right? ) You've obviously violated the terms of usage agreement here dozens of times. If you were doing this at one of my websites, your I.S.P. would have been contacted long ago.
You're 24? Based on your postings here, I'd have said 11-14, maximum. No, you aren't 24. Yes, I'm outright calling you a liar. You can't kid a kidder, and all that...
Regardless of chronology, you are a child.
A couple days ago you said your real name was Roison Foster. It really doesn't matter anyway. Also, do you not understand that it isn't the number of usernames you have, it's the fact that you create a new name & then post 'fuck u all' or 'I'm gonna kill myself aaaah now I'm dead' or 'fuck u' or something generally hostile or insulting. Why do you think I noticed you in the first place?
A quick scan of the profiles here make it plainly obvious when it's you. Same birthdate (Aug. 8, 1983...) made-up email addy (often something homosexual-related, email addies starting with "w.w.w."... real addies don't have www, numbnuts) This website clearly makes it too easy to join, perhaps a confirmation email should be required (although you'd just create 100's of email accounts, right? ) You've obviously violated the terms of usage agreement here dozens of times. If you were doing this at one of my websites, your I.S.P. would have been contacted long ago.
You're 24? Based on your postings here, I'd have said 11-14, maximum. No, you aren't 24. Yes, I'm outright calling you a liar. You can't kid a kidder, and all that...
Regardless of chronology, you are a child.
Dry as in powdered? *pokes around in a hole under the bar* Hmmm... no... that's crushed leaf-beetle. Uh, how about some Saguaro wine?
I AM A FEMALE babe i do have special needs u know im not lying *cries* i have never had sex ever and i am 24 years old and my name aint importent to u eather *Get with it babe 
Abby says if you're a girl, you're a carbuncle on the face of womanhood, rather than simply a zit on the face of primates. So you just made it worse for yourself with all the women of the world, and those of us who love them.
I ain't wasting no more Tang on you. Mama says just feel sorry that you will never go to heaven. She's married to a preacher so she would know.
I ain't wasting no more Tang on you. Mama says just feel sorry that you will never go to heaven. She's married to a preacher so she would know.
Scorpions are tangy. You shouldn't pass judgment until you try Sonora's tarantula legs and scorpions -- that is, if she'll offer you any. Have plenty of Tang ready to wash them down. I hate chocolate -- gives me headaches -- so I'll pour all the un-claimed loot in the candy dish. And some apples and Nerds that are left. Nerds are inedible as far as we are concerned, but our little neighbor boys love them.
I just want to announce that although my personality in in severe need of repair and is, in fact, undergoing that, I have a few "party tricks":
Ask me what happened today in history and I'll tell you.
Ask me geography questions and I'll tell you.
Name a Bob Dylan Tune and I'll tell you.
Right now, I'm good for a few months on the today in history, but I only have Dylan through the Bs and am still working on geography as well as the "this day in history" feature as well as my personality/brain. Just wanted to let you know.
BTW, the Dylan stuff is legal.
Ask me what happened today in history and I'll tell you.
Ask me geography questions and I'll tell you.
Name a Bob Dylan Tune and I'll tell you.
Right now, I'm good for a few months on the today in history, but I only have Dylan through the Bs and am still working on geography as well as the "this day in history" feature as well as my personality/brain. Just wanted to let you know.
BTW, the Dylan stuff is legal.
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