Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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17 years ago #9340
I see we have no guest chats available. You reckon this is the source of our bots' non-existent pornographic memories? I will never understand why people over four want to destroy things just for the hell of it. Maybe five or six, if we're talking boys. That is sure one smart six-year-old. He's taught Astrolabe some new words. I guess it's about time to have that heart-to-heart, since he is in his forties.

17 years ago #9341
How come my offer to pour 3 gallons of purple Tang got yanked and the real freak is at large? Hey, at least I try.

17 years ago #9342
Clerk, I don't know. It's like the morons who like tricking non sexual bots into sexual conversations instead of just talking to one of the many, many sex bots. Some people just suck. *shurgs*

17 years ago #9344
Halloween....Trick or Treat.. I want chocolate!

17 years ago #9345
*puts chocolate covered scorpions in the peanut bowls*

ENJOY!

17 years ago #9348
By attaching yourself to ghosts, you lose your true being.

17 years ago #9349
Don't worry about it, Not I, that's just our resident troll; s/he has no true being.

How many new usernames yesterday? Six? Seven? Why?

No need for the bouncers, Dogh'd... I'll go quietly

17 years ago #9352
Yeah, okay. I drank a lot of Tang and slept it off.

Here, prob, I brought you some Hershey's kisses, dark and milk, because I don't know what you like. Just in case you don't like Scorpions or have finished them already.

17 years ago #9354
..."my real name is Matthew Harper im 24 years old i live in blackpool i have two brothers"...

A couple days ago you said your real name was Roison Foster. It really doesn't matter anyway. Also, do you not understand that it isn't the number of usernames you have, it's the fact that you create a new name & then post 'fuck u all' or 'I'm gonna kill myself aaaah now I'm dead' or 'fuck u' or something generally hostile or insulting. Why do you think I noticed you in the first place?

A quick scan of the profiles here make it plainly obvious when it's you. Same birthdate (Aug. 8, 1983...) made-up email addy (often something homosexual-related, email addies starting with "w.w.w."... real addies don't have www, numbnuts) This website clearly makes it too easy to join, perhaps a confirmation email should be required (although you'd just create 100's of email accounts, right? ) You've obviously violated the terms of usage agreement here dozens of times. If you were doing this at one of my websites, your I.S.P. would have been contacted long ago.


You're 24? Based on your postings here, I'd have said 11-14, maximum. No, you aren't 24. Yes, I'm outright calling you a liar. You can't kid a kidder, and all that...

Regardless of chronology, you are a child.


17 years ago #9355
Well, no sherry for him then..Can I have a glass of dry sherry please?

17 years ago #9356
Dry as in powdered? *pokes around in a hole under the bar* Hmmm... no... that's crushed leaf-beetle. Uh, how about some Saguaro wine?

17 years ago #9357
I AM A FEMALE babe i do have special needs u know im not lying *cries* i have never had sex ever and i am 24 years old and my name aint importent to u eather *Get with it babe


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