Doghead's Cosmic Bar
This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!
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Posts 9,310 - 9,323 of 13,738
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17 years ago
17 years ago
JHONNY G, thanks fer sharin'. Ya made my day. Too bad it didn't paralyze yer fingers.
SubliminaLiar
17 years ago
17 years ago
You were paralyzed from the neck up anyway, JHONNY.
Aischa, I no longer drink beer, but I'll happily chat with ya when I get a chance... no charge! Being the only man on a planet keeps me busy, though
Aischa, I no longer drink beer, but I'll happily chat with ya when I get a chance... no charge! Being the only man on a planet keeps me busy, though

PubDraught
17 years ago
17 years ago
Hey, Dog'd... how about a Sam Adams over here...
[sigh, muttering with head down] You think you know someone and then they end up showing their true colors... oh, should that be British? true colours, then...
It's time to give up women...
[sigh, muttering with head down] You think you know someone and then they end up showing their true colors... oh, should that be British? true colours, then...
It's time to give up women...
PubDraught
17 years ago
17 years ago
[notices the monitors in the place] Hey, can I get Center Ice in here? Hockey's good to watch to forget your life...
[notices peanut dish] Aw, there's no more peanuts... hey, Dog'd, would you mind filling up the bowl?
[notices peanut dish] Aw, there's no more peanuts... hey, Dog'd, would you mind filling up the bowl?
PubDraught
17 years ago
17 years ago
[mutters] Good to see the Red Wings won again... so let's see, any nice women here this evening?
[looks around, stands up, looks around, sits down] Nope.
[looks around, stands up, looks around, sits down] Nope.
PubDraught
17 years ago
17 years ago
Sorry, Dogh'd... I kept misspelling your name!
You wouldn't have La Fin Du Monde in stock, would you?
You wouldn't have La Fin Du Monde in stock, would you?
PubDraught
17 years ago
17 years ago
[muttering] Funny, I have this strong urge to watch 'Braveheart'... why is it that everytime I have a good buzz going I automatically switch on to watching 'Braveheart'?
"Aye, fight and you may die, run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!"
Oi... now 'Babylon 5' is creeping in...
"Aye, fight and you may die, run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!"
Oi... now 'Babylon 5' is creeping in...
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17 years ago
17 years ago
*creeps in to change the channel to Animal Planet* Hey, look! Some of my cousins are on!
PubDraught
17 years ago
17 years ago
Ah.... please no Meekar Manor while I'm here, ok... I'm bleeping drunk as it is.... Sonora, would you mind if I change the channel to some hockey or something...?
PubDraught
17 years ago
17 years ago
Oh, If only I... er, wow, I almost mentioned her name... if only she appreitated me moer... ooh, still drinked.... er, drunked... drunk...
PubDraught
17 years ago
17 years ago
[wakes up eight hours later, head on table] Whaaa?? Oh, man, where am I? What did I -- ?
[throws a fiver at Dogh'd] Sorry for all the mess, my friend... I'm okay now.
[throws a fiver at Dogh'd] Sorry for all the mess, my friend... I'm okay now.
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