Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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17 years ago #9310
JHONNY G, thanks fer sharin'. Ya made my day. Too bad it didn't paralyze yer fingers.

17 years ago #9312
You were paralyzed from the neck up anyway, JHONNY.


Aischa, I no longer drink beer, but I'll happily chat with ya when I get a chance... no charge! Being the only man on a planet keeps me busy, though

17 years ago #9313
Hey, Dog'd... how about a Sam Adams over here...

[sigh, muttering with head down] You think you know someone and then they end up showing their true colors... oh, should that be British? true colours, then...

It's time to give up women...

17 years ago #9314
[notices the monitors in the place] Hey, can I get Center Ice in here? Hockey's good to watch to forget your life...

[notices peanut dish] Aw, there's no more peanuts... hey, Dog'd, would you mind filling up the bowl?

17 years ago #9315
[mutters] Good to see the Red Wings won again... so let's see, any nice women here this evening?

[looks around, stands up, looks around, sits down] Nope.

17 years ago #9316
Sorry, Dogh'd... I kept misspelling your name!

You wouldn't have La Fin Du Monde in stock, would you?

17 years ago #9317
[muttering] Funny, I have this strong urge to watch 'Braveheart'... why is it that everytime I have a good buzz going I automatically switch on to watching 'Braveheart'?

"Aye, fight and you may die, run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!"

Oi... now 'Babylon 5' is creeping in...

17 years ago #9318
*creeps in to change the channel to Animal Planet* Hey, look! Some of my cousins are on!

17 years ago #9319
Ah.... please no Meekar Manor while I'm here, ok... I'm bleeping drunk as it is.... Sonora, would you mind if I change the channel to some hockey or something...?

17 years ago #9320
Oh, If only I... er, wow, I almost mentioned her name... if only she appreitated me moer... ooh, still drinked.... er, drunked... drunk...

17 years ago #9321
Oh , sh@@, I don't feel tooo good...

17 years ago #9323
[wakes up eight hours later, head on table] Whaaa?? Oh, man, where am I? What did I -- ?

[throws a fiver at Dogh'd] Sorry for all the mess, my friend... I'm okay now.


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