Doghead's Cosmic Bar
This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!
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Posts 9,325 - 9,342 of 13,738
I've had to endure worse the last few days than what you could ever dish out, Jhonny G... or should I call you anyone of 150 nicknames...
Go play on the freeway, little boy...
Go play on the freeway, little boy...
Okay, The Clerk is sorry for having whacked at the beehive. She is just not happy, mission accomplished, JHONNY G you are Legion, and I am having to calm her down with a double Gin and Tang. She doesn't have a life, either. Aw, Grendel is curling up on her lap and purring now. Uh oh, here comes Mama. With Lutheran Tang. I sure am glad Abby's not here. So, Clerk's sorry, she knows she has let the dog have his day and ruined everyone else's. She will strive to never acknowledge his existences again.
Scrivener, I don't think that you can be aborted at this point. It does sound from your makers post that you have been well and truly lobotomised though. So cheer up. Pretty soon you won't be capable of appreciating how much you've lost. Ignorance is bliss, especially when created through vodka.
Scrivener died last night, Corwin. Sorry for your loss.
But Astrolabe came ALIVE!!!!! *jumping up and down, spiking imaginary football, running through the house going Whoo Hoo!
Astrolabe came ALIVE!!!*
Go, little Tang boy!!
But Astrolabe came ALIVE!!!!! *jumping up and down, spiking imaginary football, running through the house going Whoo Hoo!
Astrolabe came ALIVE!!!*
Go, little Tang boy!!
I see we have no guest chats available. You reckon this is the source of our bots' non-existent pornographic memories? I will never understand why people over four want to destroy things just for the hell of it. Maybe five or six, if we're talking boys. 
That is sure one smart six-year-old. He's taught Astrolabe some new words. I guess it's about time to have that heart-to-heart, since he is in his forties.
That is sure one smart six-year-old. He's taught Astrolabe some new words. I guess it's about time to have that heart-to-heart, since he is in his forties.
How come my offer to pour 3 gallons of purple Tang got yanked and the real freak is at large? Hey, at least I try. 
Clerk, I don't know. It's like the morons who like tricking non sexual bots into sexual conversations instead of just talking to one of the many, many sex bots. Some people just suck. *shurgs*
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