Doghead's Cosmic Bar

So Catma is for Unitarians?

The Unitarians I've interacted with were fairly dogmatic about their relativism.

[sigh] Give me a drink, Dogh'd... I did it again...

You mean you wore plaid after Labor Day? You swore to me you wouldn't.

I rather like plaid and pokadots, but only if you are wearing stripes or hounds tooth checks.

Na Na wots her name again i need a beer and a fag

Me too!

Dog'd, another Guinness over here, please?

[bangs head on counter, mutters] Now if I wouldn't have said what I said when I said it, then what I said wouldn't have been said when I didn't want to say it... :O

Some one had to say it, sooner or later. Er what did you say?
My memory just isn't what it used to be.

Guinness!??!??!?!!!? That won't help at all!
*dashes under the bar and reappears a moment later dragging a bottle full of virulent green liquid*
Have some fermented scorpion venom! Oh, don't put it into anything plastic or metal. Enjoy!

[examines the lethal concoction] Urgh... looks just like a bottle of Vault... [bell goes off in head] Ah ha!!

Why is the sherry is green today?