Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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Bev
17 years ago #9185

Don't worry. Being spacey, dyslexic or even outright stupid won't hurt you much. It's only if you choose to be a rude, annoying small-minded jerk that karma will bite you. Rest easy.

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Eugene Meltzner
17 years ago #9186

No, dogma bites. Karma just runs you over.

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deleted
17 years ago #9187

That 'dogma bites' can be thought of as one of the profound truths of the universe.

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Bev
17 years ago #9188

True. I'd always heard my karma ran over your dogma.

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Eugene Meltzner
17 years ago #9189

Sometimes dogma just wags its tail and asks for a treat.

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deleted
17 years ago #9190

When Dogma wags its tail, look behind you for the rest of the pack.

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prob123
17 years ago #9191

Just watch you don't step in the credo

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Bev
17 years ago #9192

Yes, when the tail wags the dogma, there's apt to be a lot of credo.

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Eugene Meltzner
17 years ago #9193

This all naturally leads to an important question: What is Catma?

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private stevens
17 years ago #9194

fuck

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deleted
17 years ago #9195

Calling All The Mountains After!

Catching Arduous Trains May Addict!

Cats and Turtles Make Alteration!

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deleted
17 years ago #9196

Is it true, that the catma laughs as it purrs, while you scrape the dogma credo off your shoe?