Doghead's Cosmic Bar

lol

At the rishk of inshiteing a riot.....
I'll have a Nutty Irishman. No, make that an Irish Car Bomb.

Hey, I jusht noticed sumpm. When was the lasht time we ordered food?

Waiter! bring this lady 4 Credits worth of your very best food. And a side of slaw. And a dill pickle. And fries. And Novarian borscht. And a crunchy frog. And whatever she wants.

I'll have three! Anything for you, kermie?

"I'm a frog, I don't do French!" classic

*runs to door to lock out the twins that are shooting*

Thanksh Bry guy!

Mebbe frozen mocha latte will help. And some chicken. (No frogs on tiny crutches here.)

Actually, I've changed my order. I'll have a double entendre on the rocks (if you know what I mean)

Dush that meansh itsha quadra tendre. Or Am I seeing doubles?

Either that or we got 'm coming in from the twins' convention. Twin Twi'leks, twin Betazoidsh.....Kirby, quit shtaring! I can't shee past you!

I think we need another plate for my Bry guy. Here, have some chicken fingersh, or the intergalactic equivalent thereof.

chikensh haff phingers?

whie arhh whee talkingk lihke thees?

Shady baby, I hate to tell you this but.....you're DRUNK. That'sh right. I'm referring to the level of blood in yer alcoholstream. Better eat sumpm ok? Make you feel better tomorrow.....