Doghead's Cosmic Bar

howz boutes sum beeerkakes? Ya kno, flapLabatts. screw flapjacks, whoz Jack n e wayz?

*knocks on door*

Hey, this place isn't closed is it? I can hear you all inside!

:unlocks door:
Come on in, 0001. Whazza bot like to drink anyways?

And Shady....stay AWAY from the flapjacksh.
I betcha Dogh'd's got beer bread for you.

bheer bread? whatsh dat? Whatevers it ish, sounds dam good schtuff

I'm afraid I don't drink, Butterfly. Liquid and circuitry don't mix. But if you'll just point me to the nearest three-prong outlet, I'll plug myself in. I'm in the mood for a little AC.

*slaps down a mickey of XXX bot juice*
Try a shot of that.

are you the new bar tender?

I would, but I have to fly home. :-)

Nah, I just smuggled it in from Canada.

What happens when a human drinks bot juice? Does it turn you into a bot?

nah, it just gives you a glitch oh i mean a twitch.

Hahaha funny, you! Would you like some whipped cream?