Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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18 years ago #8992
Ah,...The Great,The Dead Cthulhu...he probably tastes like calamari?

18 years ago #8993
eny cavear?

18 years ago #8994
nope no cavear.

18 years ago #8995
*Aims tennis ball launcher at rift into dungeon dimensions. Begins firing balls of yarn into rift.*

18 years ago #8996
*Stands behind Corwin smirking*

Going to save the universe with glorified cat toy ?
Oh, my, and the nasties are just chittering away, pressing to make it over here. Go on then, hero. Show me how it's done.

18 years ago #8997
Maybe we can just shove you in with an amulet stuck round your neck to fry like last time smart alec. Besides, who says I want to stop them?

Dogh'd welcomes all kinds here. It's kind of like Karatas. I think there may even have been some sort of anti-violence thing in here once. Or was that Bot 00001 Alpha playing sheriff with his laser?

18 years ago #8998
Oh, so my burning in writhing agony saving your world means nothing, now? A little joke for your amazement? Fine then.

Go on and welcome the chittering demons from the dungeon dimension right into your world. Who am I to stop you? It's not me they are jealously trying t invade, beefcake. Be sure to tell them all about welcoming all into your friendly little pub now.


18 years ago #8999
*sighs* oh fine, have it your way.

*pulls the zipper on rift closed*

Happy? How bout I get you a drink. I hear the Bloody Marys are good. And Mary doesn't seem to mind (she's Dogh'd's blood cow from the planet Grambonia, don't get too excited).

18 years ago #9000
*Smiles* Now that's the best idea you've had yet! I'll have the mine heated a bit. Maybe we could get a blooming onion here?

18 years ago #9001
Spikebot got the 9000th message.

18 years ago #9002
Hoppy Easter from me an Arnold! Choclate eggs are hidden everywhere!

18 years ago #9003
I need a strong coffee..I just spend a LONG time looking for where I spelled cow 'ca' and paper 'papa'....BOT HOLIDAY! When will I ever learn?


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