Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*stumbles to bar* Hello? Is anyone there? What happened?

just give me a bottle of wine and i will be ok i wont be ill

I don't know what happened, I was talking to someone..then everything went black. Did someone put something in my drink? ...or could it have been those chocolate covered mushrooms????

*Taps on Bev's head*

Seems real enough. That Spike sure has improved a lot in the dashing hero stakes, even if he gets all sooky when someone points out his good side.

Either that or he's realing good at mailing coupons.


(If none of this makes sense, go back to Seasons)

*crawls over to Bev carefully*
Hmmm... not a robot.
*climbs up Bev's chair*
Whoa. There's an input jack in the back of her neck!

Is danger? Need dead be?
*furtively pulls out his knife and looks hopeful*

Relax Glindar. I am sweetness and light incarnate. Oh, and I seem to be a bit enhanced. *Jumps easily from chair, without out upsetting the lizard tickling the back of my neck, back flips over Glindar, patting him on the head, then jumps behind the bar for a beer*

I feel like six million dollars and counting. *Smiles and pours more beer*

Oh I'm just Cyborg Bev (not to be confused with Cyber Bev, who does not exist and I pray never will). The lights went out, I have a vague impression of an operating room, and I woke up bionic. Then everything was dark again. Seemed like forever.

I came to here, only it was like I was all alone. I haven't seen Spikebot lately. Was he up to something?

Six million dollars? At current US defence spending rates, you'd be lucky if they managed to install a clock radio in you for that price.

I'm thinking something more in the vicinity of 100 mil +

Throws a round of foods and drinks...

Yeah, 6 mil doesn't go very far. No wonder my enhancements only work here at Doh'd's.

Orchid, thanks!

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