Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*Hears bag pipes and considers drinking cup of pure darkness* *Look at dark corners for signs of rouge haggis*

Oh very well. Here's to you lot. and to...bag pipes.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

*Gets up to dance on bar but slips on the butter*

Ouch my head! I think there are crumbs in my hair and I feel kind of burned at the edges. If that weren't bad enough, some guy named Svennis tried to put jam on me.

I can't believe I feel toasted on New Years day!

I can't believe I feel toasted on New Years day!

Just so long as you're not toached!

Give me asprin, I think I am toached! Oh, the humanity! Oh, the cheap booze!

Here's to all the poor souls I ate this year! *raises beer for a Toach*

Are they serving Soul Food here? I want some Chitterlings!

wow... this place is abandoned... not a soul here... How the heck am I going to get a beer?

Psssst we are hiding under the bar, waiting for the surprize Valentine Day party!

<-2>Shhhhhh! It's supposed ta be a surprise!

I never come here. OOh, what are you guys doing under the bar? Is it a suprise. Hey Svennis it's a suprise. OOh a shiny nickel...

I don´t like surprises... I just like beer...

I think my foot is getting a cramp!