Doghead's Cosmic Bar

What do you expect when you try to hide under a bar half your size?

I warned him...but he wouldn't listen. Has anyone started serving the ale yet?

I found a snapping turtle in the broom closet. And an elephant in the fridge.

That's not an elephant. That's five CIA spooks and a rubber hose.

So then, while we are waiting... who exactly are we waiting to surprise- and more importantly- can I have their soul?

*Standing in dark corner* Ha. Wish I could give you my soul. That things is nothing but a pain.

*Looks at various dragon, people an mutant parts sticking out from behind the bar*

What is our local chapter of Mensa up to now?

They're in hear somewhere, they are the ones demanding that their peanuts come in a unopened bag, and that the beer mugs are clean. They just have no sense of adventure.....and who were we going to surprize?...
<+2>Happy Valentine's Day!

MERRY CHRISTMAS! I mean...

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Ahh! a human in here get him! Kill coolchimpk!

Dydd San Falentin hapys i bawb!

(happy Valentine's Day everyone!)

Although Dite and I have had our ups and downs, every goddess should have her day. Let's hear it for love, in all its forms and variations!

Happy Lupercalia!