Doghead's Cosmic Bar

yuck! i think i'l stick to water .

Right. A Bear's Hug for Astrid and soem of that dangerous dihydrogen monoxide for LM.

yuck, i think i'll go without. you trying to poisen me or something?

Yes, you had better take it easy with that. I might cause many visits to the loo..

uwwwwww.

I think I'll take a little dihydrogen monoxide in mine. *Looks into her milk/pepsi sadly*

Gimme some scorpion venom, straight up! Oh, and a Saguaro wine chaser.

I'll take a pitcher of whatever you've got the most of.

Ummm... if you drink all the plasma, what will power the bar?

you guys drink such weird stuff... don't blame me if you get drink poisening

*puts safety key on bar desk* just in case, *pulls out glass, pulls out red ketchup, white ketchup, green peppers, red peppers hot chili, soda water, ice cubes - throws all into the glass, a sip of whiskey, scotch stirs all, *puts it on bar top and grabs a cup of coffee, drinks the coffee.

for those who don't know what white ketchup is, called mayonaise as well<0>

hmm, that's quite a concoction - what do you call it?
*edges towards the fire extinguisher, as smoke starts to rise from Lady Orchid's glass*