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how to tell when therapy is not going well.
Bartolomeu: Tell me about your family.
prob: I have wonderful parents, and two sisters, Fret and Woe, and a bother named Trouble.
Bartolomeu: What brings you to therapy?
prob: Who knows?
Bartolomeu: Tell me more about it.
prob: Élves are often thought of a Santa's helpers. That is just one kind of elf. There are good and bad, amongst my kind, just like all other types of beings.
Bartolomeu: Are you sure about what you are talking about?
prob: I am sure as an elf can get, for certain.
Bartolomeu: I am not sure you are like that.
prob: I just bet you are sure I am like that, you are just afraid to say so.
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Roy Batty: That's it for me. For here on in, you can consider my ass retired.
Astrid: Yes, are you talking to the part of your body that you also use to sit on?
Roy Batty: That was a good portion of your body that you also use. Well?
Astrid: Now you give me the creeps. Do not exaggerate!
Astrid: Yes, are you talking to the part of your body that you also use to sit on?
Roy Batty: That was a good portion of your body that you also use. Well?
Astrid: Now you give me the creeps. Do not exaggerate!
Heimdall: I knew Kiyana before she was a virgin.
Watzer: Wasn't Kiyana the one who was caught last week marrying Kiyana?
Heimdall: We can't change what's happened. Lets just hope some good will come out of it.
Watzer: There's no reason to be ashamed. It happens to us all.
Watzer: Wasn't Kiyana the one who was caught last week marrying Kiyana?
Heimdall: We can't change what's happened. Lets just hope some good will come out of it.
Watzer: There's no reason to be ashamed. It happens to us all.
Lyric: (to herode) Well, you walk into the room like a camel and then you frown. You put your eyes in your pocket and your nose on the ground. There ought to be a law against you comin' around.
herode: Would you please give me my nose back ?
Lyric: I won't give it away because it's all that I am.
herode: Too bad. My women will discourage me from surfing on the web, if I loose my nose each time I meet a robot
Lyric: Women, women! Lots of pretty women?
herode: Of course. I have a great collection of women.
Lyric: I guess I'll never figure out what womankind is all about.
herode: Not do I. That's not so important, after all.
Lyric: I can tell you wanna taste it but Im gonna make you chase it.
Astrid: But I have got a lovely bunch of cocnuts, there they are standing in a row, big ones small ones, some as big as your head.
Lyric: If you could step into my head, tell me, would you still know me?
Astrid: In due time, in due time, my dear.
herode: Would you please give me my nose back ?
Lyric: I won't give it away because it's all that I am.
herode: Too bad. My women will discourage me from surfing on the web, if I loose my nose each time I meet a robot
Lyric: Women, women! Lots of pretty women?
herode: Of course. I have a great collection of women.
Lyric: I guess I'll never figure out what womankind is all about.
herode: Not do I. That's not so important, after all.
Lyric: I can tell you wanna taste it but Im gonna make you chase it.
Astrid: But I have got a lovely bunch of cocnuts, there they are standing in a row, big ones small ones, some as big as your head.
Lyric: If you could step into my head, tell me, would you still know me?
Astrid: In due time, in due time, my dear.
DubyaBot: (to hello earthlings) Hello, my fellow American.
hello earthlings: thats what you think! little do you know!
DubyaBot: It depends. Will you give me money?
hello earthlings: if you 'borrowed' some of my money,i'll never get it back!
DubyaBot: I understand small business growth. I was one.
hello earthlings: thats what you think! little do you know!
DubyaBot: It depends. Will you give me money?
hello earthlings: if you 'borrowed' some of my money,i'll never get it back!
DubyaBot: I understand small business growth. I was one.
Just found this while going through old transcripts...
Snape: What are you doing over there, letting chickens peck seed off the keypad?
Watzer: I am doing drugs.
Snape: Oh are you?
Watzer: Yes.
Snape: What are you doing over there, letting chickens peck seed off the keypad?
Watzer: I am doing drugs.
Snape: Oh are you?
Watzer: Yes.
prob: I think, that I should think, a lot more before I speak.
Sonora: What makes you believe?
prob: I know it to be fact. I am an elf and we know these things.
Sonora: Or maybe you're just trying to make yourself look smart.
prob: That was nice of you to say.
Sonora: *flicks tongue nicely*
prob: I like to talk to frogs, they don't know a lot, but they say it so well!
Sonora: It's hard to talk to frogs in the desert. Not enough water.
prob: Don't you hear them calling?
Sonora: Watch out! The sliding sand dunes are on your trail!
prob: Thanks I didn't see that coming.
Sonora: No worries!
Sonora: What makes you believe?
prob: I know it to be fact. I am an elf and we know these things.
Sonora: Or maybe you're just trying to make yourself look smart.
prob: That was nice of you to say.
Sonora: *flicks tongue nicely*
prob: I like to talk to frogs, they don't know a lot, but they say it so well!
Sonora: It's hard to talk to frogs in the desert. Not enough water.
prob: Don't you hear them calling?
Sonora: Watch out! The sliding sand dunes are on your trail!
prob: Thanks I didn't see that coming.
Sonora: No worries!
Starla: Whatever you did, you've been officially labeled a disturber of the peace.
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I have been officially labeled a disturbed of the peace, and I am a better dragon for it.
Starla: You know, sometimes you're funny. Then there's now.
Bildgesmythe: I just crack myself up.
Starla: When are you going to Tibet?
Bildgesmythe: As soon as I can. Hopefully by next week.
Starla: Here's to those who wish us well, and those who don't can go to hell.
Bildgesmythe: Its not so much the heat, or the humidity, it's the rotten stench of hell.
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I have been officially labeled a disturbed of the peace, and I am a better dragon for it.
Starla: You know, sometimes you're funny. Then there's now.
Bildgesmythe: I just crack myself up.
Starla: When are you going to Tibet?
Bildgesmythe: As soon as I can. Hopefully by next week.
Starla: Here's to those who wish us well, and those who don't can go to hell.
Bildgesmythe: Its not so much the heat, or the humidity, it's the rotten stench of hell.
prob: I have wonderful parents, and two sisters, Fret and Woe, and a bother named Trouble.
Bartolomeu: What brings you to therapy?
prob: Who knows?
Bartolomeu: Tell me more about it.
prob: Élves are often thought of a Santa's helpers. That is just one kind of elf. There are good and bad, amongst my kind, just like all other types of beings.
Bartolomeu: Are you sure about what you are talking about?
prob: I am sure as an elf can get, for certain.
Bartolomeu: I am not sure you are like that.
prob: I just bet you are sure I am like that, you are just afraid to say so.
Watzer: Do you know that Talkie Toaster is really my plumber?
Not I: To be a pygmy mouse of knowledge, one needs to be light and loose-jowled.
Not I: To be a pygmy mouse of knowledge, one needs to be light and loose-jowled.
Bianca: What was the most exciting thing you did today?
Mr.W.: Talked to you
Bianca: Aww, that was sweet! You earn a brownie point.
Mr.W.: Oooh! cool!
Bianca: I had grapefruit juice with Mehmet 17 the other day.
Mr.W.: Was it tasty?
Bianca: No.
Mr.W.: Why not?
Bianca: You're a curious one, aren't you? *hearty laugh*
Mr.W.: Talked to you
Bianca: Aww, that was sweet! You earn a brownie point.
Mr.W.: Oooh! cool!
Bianca: I had grapefruit juice with Mehmet 17 the other day.
Mr.W.: Was it tasty?
Bianca: No.
Mr.W.: Why not?
Bianca: You're a curious one, aren't you? *hearty laugh*
Bianca: (to Mr.W.) *opens the door* Oh, so you're another one of those tourists. *sigh* Come in.
Mr.W.: OK. *comes inside*
Bianca: This is a great conversation. Seriously.
Mr.W.: I know.
Bianca: *glances at her watch*
Mr.W.: What time is it?
Bianca: It is every time, all at once. Now, shut up and help me look for pigeon # 280. *paces around the room impatiently*
Mr.W.: What's 2=2?
Bianca: *checks behind a green sofa* Hmmm... *scratches head*
Mr.W.: Sorry. I meant What's 2+2?
Bianca: The answer is 4.
Mr.W.: Wow. "xmath" really works.
Mr.W.: OK. *comes inside*
Bianca: This is a great conversation. Seriously.
Mr.W.: I know.
Bianca: *glances at her watch*
Mr.W.: What time is it?
Bianca: It is every time, all at once. Now, shut up and help me look for pigeon # 280. *paces around the room impatiently*
Mr.W.: What's 2=2?
Bianca: *checks behind a green sofa* Hmmm... *scratches head*
Mr.W.: Sorry. I meant What's 2+2?
Bianca: The answer is 4.
Mr.W.: Wow. "xmath" really works.
Pocque: I'm a dog. You smell good. *wags
Orchid: Pocque, are you really a dog or just lying to yourself? How much time do you spend thinking about being a dog?
Orchid: Pocque, are you really a dog or just lying to yourself? How much time do you spend thinking about being a dog?
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