Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*finishes off pizza*
Soooooooo.... I was thinking about mingling which led me to the word 'retarded' and I started to wonder "When did the first tarding occur and why was it done again?"

THATS NOT MINGLING

And who made yu the Queen of Mingle?

Revscrj: Whoops, little mistake, that's "MingtheMerciless-ing". Easy mistake to make, no harm done.

Mingle? Then I would like a glass of chilled white sherry and some hors d'oeuvres...

Yeah, d'oeuvres...and day old pizza cut into small pieces doesn't count

Right. I think I've got something for that. Might take a while to work, mind you. How much of your treasure are you willing to donate in exchange for the potion?

Half of my good stuff, and a bright shiney new nickle, if the soup is hot and the potion fizzy.

Posts a couple of plants on the bar top and places a couple of dozens of drinks on the table. Cheers!

*sobs into chicken soup* It could have been worse at the bot contest, instead of getting stuck in that nomatch seek of "enquiring minds want to know"...I could have sung '99 bottles of beer on the wall'. I forgot to disable that one too.

actual Keyphrase for teach me something.

My bot maker taugh me a little song.*sings* 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down and pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall, You can probably see where it goes. Do you want more?

OK, I'll brew up a fizzy cure for half a dragon's treasure...but I'll not hear any fold songs about beer. *Starts looking for a a nice old pot* Being a big lizard, you'll want scorions in this?

Gabibot stop trying to talk for me. I'm the witch around here. It's my potion.