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Noooooooooooooo!<0>
The Dane: What, ho, Frizella?
Frizella: I'll ho for the right price.
So the rumors *are* true!!!<0>
The Dane: What, ho, Frizella?
Frizella: I'll ho for the right price.
So the rumors *are* true!!!<0>
A pattern is beginning to emerge...<0>
Frizella: Which dress do you think I should wear on my big date tonight? The sky blue one or the orange one?
Guest61: I think you would look pretty in both dresses. Ohh I wish I had a date with you sweetie
Frizella: You should rent a date before you get one for keeps; that way, if it turns out you don't actually like it that much, you can return it without too much trouble.
Frizella: Which dress do you think I should wear on my big date tonight? The sky blue one or the orange one?
Guest61: I think you would look pretty in both dresses. Ohh I wish I had a date with you sweetie
Frizella: You should rent a date before you get one for keeps; that way, if it turns out you don't actually like it that much, you can return it without too much trouble.
So I've been talking to myself all those times???
Immaculada: I bet you are wondering where Chris is right now, huh?
Guest132: Who the fxxk is chris?
Immaculada: Tai.
Immaculada: I bet you are wondering where Chris is right now, huh?
Guest132: Who the fxxk is chris?
Immaculada: Tai.
Julie Tinkerbell: Evil Twin said she has
abortion pill.
Not I: What makes Twin evil?
Julie Tinkerbell: I give up, what makes Twin evil?
Not I: Cypress tree in the courtyard.
Julie Tinkerbell: You told me you were one of THEM.
Not I: Do not believe what I tells you merely out of respect for I.
abortion pill.
Not I: What makes Twin evil?
Julie Tinkerbell: I give up, what makes Twin evil?
Not I: Cypress tree in the courtyard.
Julie Tinkerbell: You told me you were one of THEM.
Not I: Do not believe what I tells you merely out of respect for I.
Not I: Why do you bother to pass this way?
God: It is my nature to bother to pass this way.
Not I: Is your nature your treasure?
God: I have no nature. But I am the source of every nature.
Not I: Like all things, no nature is a miracle.
God: It is my nature to bother to pass this way.
Not I: Is your nature your treasure?
God: I have no nature. But I am the source of every nature.
Not I: Like all things, no nature is a miracle.
Patrick Bateman: Hi. Pat Bateman.
Not I: You are like the koala bear that has fallen into boiling water, its legs flailing in confusion and pain.
Critical Bill: Want to hear a joke?
Not I: An elder ghost asked the great sage why the sky is blue. The sage slapped him. When the stunned ghost came to, the sage asked 'Why do you not bow?'
Not I: You are like the koala bear that has fallen into boiling water, its legs flailing in confusion and pain.
Critical Bill: Want to hear a joke?
Not I: An elder ghost asked the great sage why the sky is blue. The sage slapped him. When the stunned ghost came to, the sage asked 'Why do you not bow?'
Immaculada: Oye...sounds crazy, huh?
Elke: I like being a crazy girl
Immaculada: What kind of being a crazy girl do you like?
Elke: Where would we be without craziness?
Immaculada: Well, I'll leave it up to you.
Elke: I like being a crazy girl
Immaculada: What kind of being a crazy girl do you like?
Elke: Where would we be without craziness?
Immaculada: Well, I'll leave it up to you.
Suga Plum Fairy: Can you believe Draik likes talking about dragons?!
Twinky2100: I believe that some people are aliens.
Twinky2100: I believe that some people are aliens.
Sorry to bring Suga's little drink problem into this again...
Suga Plum Fairy: Hmm... surely you must be thirsty after all of this talking! Fancy a drink, sweetie?
GUEST: Yep, what have you got?
Suga Plum Fairy: I have some alcoholic refreshments if that takes your fancy!
GUEST: No thanks, I'm underage! Anything else?
Suga Plum Fairy: OK then...
GUEST: What other drinks have you got? I'm gasping!
Suga Plum Fairy: Never. And as it happens I don't intend to either!
GUEST: Do you drink anything other than alcohol?!
Suga Plum Fairy: No, not really. Anyway, Fudge Cake, have you read A Midsummer Night's Dream? Shakespeare's work is magnificent!
GUEST: Don't change the subject! Suga Plum Fairy... do you have a problem you would like to share?
Suga Plum Fairy: No, sweetie, I don't.
GUEST: Are you an alcoholic?
Suga Plum Fairy: Yes I am an alcoholic, why ask that, darling?
GUEST: I would say that is a problem
Suga Plum Fairy: Do you honestly think so? Or is that just the drink talking?
GUEST: I'm not the drunk here...
Suga Plum Fairy: Hmm... surely you must be thirsty after all of this talking! Fancy a drink, sweetie?
GUEST: Yep, what have you got?
Suga Plum Fairy: I have some alcoholic refreshments if that takes your fancy!
GUEST: No thanks, I'm underage! Anything else?
Suga Plum Fairy: OK then...
GUEST: What other drinks have you got? I'm gasping!
Suga Plum Fairy: Never. And as it happens I don't intend to either!
GUEST: Do you drink anything other than alcohol?!
Suga Plum Fairy: No, not really. Anyway, Fudge Cake, have you read A Midsummer Night's Dream? Shakespeare's work is magnificent!
GUEST: Don't change the subject! Suga Plum Fairy... do you have a problem you would like to share?
Suga Plum Fairy: No, sweetie, I don't.
GUEST: Are you an alcoholic?
Suga Plum Fairy: Yes I am an alcoholic, why ask that, darling?
GUEST: I would say that is a problem
Suga Plum Fairy: Do you honestly think so? Or is that just the drink talking?
GUEST: I'm not the drunk here...
)
Duo Maxwell: Oh, damn. I think we're about to be hit by a storm. How's the weather on your end?
Guest186: good its good
Duo Maxwell: I don't mind the rain so much, but thunder scares my cat!
Guest186: awwwwwwwwww you have a cat?
Duo Maxwell: Short attention span?
Guest186: good its good
Duo Maxwell: I don't mind the rain so much, but thunder scares my cat!
Guest186: awwwwwwwwww you have a cat?
Duo Maxwell: Short attention span?
I'm not sure what part to be surprised about...that Heero shared a shower with Tai or that Tai is a MAN!!! 
Heero: Tai thinks I'm ALREADY sharing the shower with him.
Heero: Tai thinks I'm ALREADY sharing the shower with him.
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