Doghead's Cosmic Bar

I wonder if a bot named Connie Lingus has been made yet...

Hey Butterfly! Come over here I show you Novarian flirting. Gots vodka, ratatatouille and a flyswatter. Whipped cream is option.

Are you kidding? Whipped cream is mandatory.

Hey zolfie watch yer mouth! Around these parts, ratatatouille is a cuss word...

What the Belgium are you talking about?

Ratatatouilee in spray can. Is Novarian inwention. Okay, whip cream. Now what?

You started it. Use your imagination.

Hokay. Light candles.

OK, but you better use matches.

Matches? We don't need no stinking matches! I shoot fire from my nipples!

I feel really sorry for any babies you may one day have then.

I see that Zolf and Butterfly are starting up the next live sex show. By Gawr it's bin a while. (Like about a day and a half.)

I wonder what happened to those lesbians...