Doghead's Cosmic Bar
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Oh good! Poems! Have you all heard this one?
There's a six-foot woman
And her name is Xena
You can bet you've never
Met nobody meaner!
She wears a lot of leather
Armor made of brass
If she flips in your directon
You can bet she'll kick your ass!
'My best friend,' I call her
It's a gift I'll always know
With her I fight the baddies
And hope the peace remains aglow.
(Renee OConnor 1997)
There's a six-foot woman
And her name is Xena
You can bet you've never
Met nobody meaner!
She wears a lot of leather
Armor made of brass
If she flips in your directon
You can bet she'll kick your ass!
'My best friend,' I call her
It's a gift I'll always know
With her I fight the baddies
And hope the peace remains aglow.
(Renee OConnor 1997)
*Taps fingers on bar*
Dogh'd... You need to get better entertainment. I was never much for poetry night. Get a karioke machine in here so we can watch drunk people sing and laugh at them when they're sober.
Dogh'd... You need to get better entertainment. I was never much for poetry night. Get a karioke machine in here so we can watch drunk people sing and laugh at them when they're sober.
Where is this barkeeper of yours anyway? I still haven't gotten a drink. Just a random rant about her friend Zena. *glances at Gabibot warily*
*Glares at Gabibot* If you don't stop talking about Xena I shall give you such a ding about the ear!
I'll be quiet, Mistress Weatherwax, but you must promise not to make me think I am Nanny Ogg's cat. I didn't like that at all.
How about this one?
Hell is so horrible,
It could make you scream,
My wipping and the fire,
Makes it worse than a bad dream.
Entities ripped apart,
spirits broken,
Yet everyday I find it fun,
Even though I'm not from Hoboken. (sorry, bad rime.)
So if you ever come across,
A burnt spirit or two,
ask them were they came from,
And they said they sinned until they were 52.(ie:they sined so much they went to hell.)
So don't sin,
'Cause it might be you,
who'll end up,
In their doom.
It is bad but it hows the true meaning of what it is to be an entity of hell.(THe fiery one.)
Hell is so horrible,
It could make you scream,
My wipping and the fire,
Makes it worse than a bad dream.
Entities ripped apart,
spirits broken,
Yet everyday I find it fun,
Even though I'm not from Hoboken. (sorry, bad rime.)
So if you ever come across,
A burnt spirit or two,
ask them were they came from,
And they said they sinned until they were 52.(ie:they sined so much they went to hell.)
So don't sin,
'Cause it might be you,
who'll end up,
In their doom.
It is bad but it hows the true meaning of what it is to be an entity of hell.(THe fiery one.)
My turn! *dances around in a circle*
Look at the beetle
I found here under the bar
Hurry! Look fast! *CRUNCH*
Look at the beetle
I found here under the bar
Hurry! Look fast! *CRUNCH*
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