Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Sorry, I haven't slept in *counts on fingers* Well, it's over 20 days...

*walks into the bar and gives everyone a dazzling smile before finding an empty bar stool and sitting down*

Ignorance is bliss Watzer. Hey, someone ought to get Luigi Green out of here, doesn't doc like to do experiments on sleeping things?

*wakes up and climbs into a little hole in the ceiling*

Someone said ducking into a shady corner??? (quack)

Sorry, I'm using it.

Hmmmm, I have always wanted to fuse an Iguana and and Bird Eating Spider.... *looks for a ladder and sees one is shady's corner* Move corner bum! I am in need of the large climbing utensil behind you!

*likes how official "climbing utensil" sounds, and is happy*

NOOO!! Thou shalt not harm by reptilian brethen!! -lunges at The Doc- Uh.. hem. Yeah. -coughs-

I'm thirsty. *looks around the room pointedly* No one has bought me a drink yet. Why has no one bought me a drink yet? And you, don't you go lunging anywhere near me unless there's a drink in your hand with my name on it.

I'll buy you a drink. *tries to get bartender's attention* Have you heard any stories about Xena? You know, you kind of remind me of her.

Nobody pittys me even though whenever I want cold beer I make it warm by mistake! *Pauses and thinks and then becomes suprised* Of course I do not need to be pitied by foolish mortals.

*does and does not pity Fire pit master*