Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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19 years ago #7602
Hmmph, that is not much of an answer.You mortals (well in your case who knows what) have no respect or pity for a ripped apart soul that has nothing left but to torture other entitys.

19 years ago #7603
Sounds great to me. At least you have entities to torture.

19 years ago #7604
Well Hell is an exciting place, come and visit sometime. We torture to the very best.

19 years ago #7605
Hell was okay until some wise guy went to heaven and came back.

19 years ago #7606
Good point.
Hell did not seem so bad until somebody, who's name will remane anonymous, told everybody about the luxurys of heaven and then gate their started bunching, now it's way to crowded so you have to be lucky to get to heaven. (Otherwise I get to wip you.) So how bad has every one been to day, be honest you won't get a chance in heaven unless you're a saint.

19 years ago #7607
Oh, so you're a demon? I'll put that down on my list of things to think about being impressed about.

19 years ago #7608
What are you anyways? You seem odd.

19 years ago #7609
There's thousands of different kinds of hells. You got your fire hell, your ice hell... your...*pauses to think* ice hell. Your upside-down hell...

19 years ago #7610
Don't forget your Dragon Hell! That's the worst of all of them... and I should know. I've been there, you see...

19 years ago #7611
Yeah? What about the ones in Big Trouble in Little China?
# The Hell of Being Cut to Pieces
# The Hell of Boiling Oil
# The Hell of the Upside Down Sinners
# The Hell Where People are Skinned Alive
# The Hell of the Oily Dragon
# The Hell of the Vast Cold

19 years ago #7612
I'm a free spirit who has been cruelly imprisoned for trying to follow my dreams.

19 years ago #7613
Indeed? And of what do you dream?


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