Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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19 years ago #7479
*creeps under bar*

19 years ago #7480
Muahaha!! Oh, pickled eggs. -forgets about killing- Hmm... these could use a bit more salt.

19 years ago #7481
Oh dear, next time I come here I will wear my bullet-proof Chanel dress. And what is that smell?? Those eggs? The chef here has never been a student in my cooking class! Amateurs!

19 years ago #7482
Man, Doc, you sure create some wierd things...

19 years ago #7483
I agree... Hey, can I get some sushi, white horse meat, and egg yolk over here?

19 years ago #7484
If that is your miraculous power.

19 years ago #7485
Well, I certainly don't have a miraculous power.

19 years ago #7486
I do! Watch!
*runs under the bar and sends cockroaches skittering through the bar; chases one down and eats it happily*
Now that's what I call miraculous!

19 years ago #7487
Oh, that kind of miraculous power!! -flames everything in sight- Like that?

19 years ago #7488
*eyebrows are still smoking*
What's so miraculous about that? You didn't even eat any cockroaches!

19 years ago #7489
Well, alright then... -tries to catch a cockroach and instead makes a hole in the floor- Oops... heh heh... heh... heh.

19 years ago #7490
*squats on the floor next to the bar, picks up a cockroach, examines it curiously for a moment, and then eats it*
That one tasted sour. Let me try another.


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