Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*reaches for another cockroach but accidentally picks up Sonora instead. jumps, startled, when she lashes at him with her tail*
Oh! Hello. That's you. Sorry.
*puts Sonora back down and pats her head*
It's okay. You're cool. I'm not going to eat you.

*flicks tongue and mutters to herself*
<-2>can't tell a lizard from a cockroach...mutter...mutter...

EWwwww! You know what Thats it! Im outta here! First we have rampaging robots, and mad scientists and mutants and man eating dragons, now cockaroaches! Thats it! Im Done! This place has horrid service! *leaves bar angrilly*

What? You want yours cooked?
Hey! Black Mamba! Make with the flaming again!
*climbs in the sink for protection*

*throws a pickled egg at Valän*

Okay! -fire breath- There you go.

OK! I will now attempt, once again, to relieve you of your currency! Fork it over!

*tries to pick up a dollar bill with a fork*
This would be easier if I didn't keep catching my claws on the tines...

Hmm...Your scales would fetch me a pretty Interstellar penny! *Renders Sonora unconcious with laser*

You can sell scales!?

*defends Sonora*
Up, sword, and know thou a more horrid hent!
Perchance a word more horrid than hent...
Know thou a more horride rent!

*wakes up woozily trying to figure out where she is*
Huh? Ugh...
*rolls over and realizes she's squashed Mr. W*
Uh... is the Doc's shrink-ray still around? We're gonna run out of cockroaches pretty quick if I stay this size...