Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*climbs over limbo pole* Climbing is easier...

One more of Dogh'd's drinks, and I will show you how it is done. *sings* everybody LIMBO..

*walks under limbo pole without haveing to bend at all* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! I win!

*flicks tongue*
Put that bar two inches off the ground!
*slithers under it*

Oh Yeah?! *pulls out shrink ray. zaps self 1 in tall* Lower it another inch! *Runs under* HAHAHAH! ....can someone please unshrink me?

Lower it to one centimeter! *squishes under*

*Tries to crawl under but bumps bar* Curses! Foiled again! Now will SOMEONE please unshrink me!...i feel.....small....

*Sips out of everyone's drink while they crawl and shimmy under limo bar.*

*Unshrinks Doc but accindentally makes him 10 feet tall* Whoopsie doodle!

BWAHAHAHAhahahaha! NOW! FEAR ME! Worship the ground i tred on or I'll smash you like a cricket!!!! *overturns table, and accidently knocks over the limbo bar* I'm FINALLY HUGE!!!!

*Takes the limbo bar, hits the doc on the top of the head with it*. Now, that will do. Play nicely. Croak. *Puts back the limbo bar in place and hops under it just for the principle of it.*

*tries to limbo, fails, and bites limbo bar angrily*