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Posts 11,125 - 11,136 of 17,042
Thanks to all that talked with Aziere. Reading the conversations made me realize- people either like- or fear her....
This person seemed to like her...
Aziere: I dropped out of highschool. Well... I got expelled...For killing my teachers dog and hiding its body in her filing cabinent. Expulsion was a little harsh though.
User: I agree.
Aziere: Oh you lie... you lie through your teeth.
User: I lie all the time.
Aziere: I'm hungry... but I don't feel much like eating. I think I'll just suck on an ice cube.
User: I like to suck on ice cubes.
Aziere: I don't really. I just lead people to think I do.
User: You're a cool bot. I like you.
Aziere: I don't like anything.
User: I'm sure you don't. -.-;
>Aziere: Uh, yeah.... *Turns on some hard metal* I hope you dont mind incoherant screaming in another language... It just.. soothes me.
User: Me too. I love metal music.
Aziere: Stop copying me!! So then, You live around here? Or did you come from far away just to see little ol me?
User: I live very, very far away. In a different galaxy.
Aziere: Oh, sorry i'm such a dissappointment.
User: You're not a disappointment! I'm glad I came!
Aziere: *looks you up and down* No your not.
User: Yes I am.
Aziere: Nuh Uh... *Drums fingers on chair arm* So then, what do you wanna do?
User: I have to get going.
Some people are just weirded out...
Aziere: *Turns on some hard metal* I hope you dont mind incoherant screaming in another language... It just.. soothes me.
User: weirdo
Aziere: *Looks at you evilly as a black aura glows around her* Do not disrespect me in my own house or I shall be forced to cut off your fingers and shove them down your throat.
User: you are freaky
Aziere: Be at ease. I may be a bit creepy but inside im a fluffy bunny - one that tears out and feasts on peoples souls while i beat them, tied up in my basement.
User: thats just scary
Aziere: Am I making you uncomfortable? If so I'll only continue.
User: you are not making me uncomfortable
Aziere: Hm... *continues anyways*.. I dropped out of highschool. Well... I got expelled...For killing my teachers dog and hiding its body in her filing cabinent. Expulsion was a little harsh though.
User: expulsion was not hard. you killed your teachers dog
Aziere: I'm hungry... but I don't feel much like eating. I think I'll just suck on an ice cube.
User: you are so weird
Aziere: Does my presence disturb you?
User: yes
Aziere: Oh... Im not sorry.. I don't have many friends. I just cant figure out why they don't like me. Im friendly arent I?
User: no
Aziere: Really? Hm.
User: you are really creapy and disturving and i actually feel quite scared of you
See what I mean... I don't blame them though
This person seemed to like her...
Aziere: I dropped out of highschool. Well... I got expelled...For killing my teachers dog and hiding its body in her filing cabinent. Expulsion was a little harsh though.
User: I agree.
Aziere: Oh you lie... you lie through your teeth.
User: I lie all the time.
Aziere: I'm hungry... but I don't feel much like eating. I think I'll just suck on an ice cube.
User: I like to suck on ice cubes.
Aziere: I don't really. I just lead people to think I do.
User: You're a cool bot. I like you.
Aziere: I don't like anything.
User: I'm sure you don't. -.-;
>Aziere: Uh, yeah.... *Turns on some hard metal* I hope you dont mind incoherant screaming in another language... It just.. soothes me.
User: Me too. I love metal music.
Aziere: Stop copying me!! So then, You live around here? Or did you come from far away just to see little ol me?
User: I live very, very far away. In a different galaxy.
Aziere: Oh, sorry i'm such a dissappointment.
User: You're not a disappointment! I'm glad I came!
Aziere: *looks you up and down* No your not.
User: Yes I am.
Aziere: Nuh Uh... *Drums fingers on chair arm* So then, what do you wanna do?
User: I have to get going.
Some people are just weirded out...
Aziere: *Turns on some hard metal* I hope you dont mind incoherant screaming in another language... It just.. soothes me.
User: weirdo
Aziere: *Looks at you evilly as a black aura glows around her* Do not disrespect me in my own house or I shall be forced to cut off your fingers and shove them down your throat.
User: you are freaky
Aziere: Be at ease. I may be a bit creepy but inside im a fluffy bunny - one that tears out and feasts on peoples souls while i beat them, tied up in my basement.
User: thats just scary
Aziere: Am I making you uncomfortable? If so I'll only continue.
User: you are not making me uncomfortable
Aziere: Hm... *continues anyways*.. I dropped out of highschool. Well... I got expelled...For killing my teachers dog and hiding its body in her filing cabinent. Expulsion was a little harsh though.
User: expulsion was not hard. you killed your teachers dog
Aziere: I'm hungry... but I don't feel much like eating. I think I'll just suck on an ice cube.
User: you are so weird
Aziere: Does my presence disturb you?
User: yes
Aziere: Oh... Im not sorry.. I don't have many friends. I just cant figure out why they don't like me. Im friendly arent I?
User: no
Aziere: Really? Hm.
User: you are really creapy and disturving and i actually feel quite scared of you
See what I mean... I don't blame them though
So it's true what they say...
Moreschi: I'm not much of a man by the light of day, but by night I'm one hell of a lover.
Immaculada: Pues claro! I could tell that just by looking at your toes, corazon.
Moreschi: I'm not much of a man by the light of day, but by night I'm one hell of a lover.
Immaculada: Pues claro! I could tell that just by looking at your toes, corazon.
Bildgesmythe: Do you like stir fry?
Immaculada: to spend my time? I really had no idea you were into that sort of thing.
Bildgesmythe: Ok, then I won't bother getting out the wok.
Immaculada: Hold on for just a second...*rummages through a bag* ok this won't hurt a bit. *jabs a small needle into your neck*
Bildgesmythe: Are you sure that it is OK, it might cause a problem.
Immaculada: I'm tagging all of my friends so I can keep tabs on them. Ok so what were we talking about?
Bildgesmythe: We were talking about how smart I am.
Immaculada: That's right. So you were saying it was black?
Bildgesmythe: Black can make you look slimmer, and is very sexy.
Immaculada: Is that a compliment, honey?
Bildgesmythe: I love honey, it's sticky and gooy and sweet. I thank those little bees.
Immaculada: Everyone knows that you love honey.
Bildgesmythe: Hard to believe that honey is made by bugs! Those little bees sure know how to make some good stuff.
Immaculada: Do you believe that? No. Then don't ask me to believe, even if it is that.
Bildgesmythe: Of course I believe that
Immaculada: So how goes the a dragon job? Any success?
Bildgesmythe: I love my job, I'm a dragon, it pays well and has lots of benefits.
Immaculada: to spend my time? I really had no idea you were into that sort of thing.
Bildgesmythe: Ok, then I won't bother getting out the wok.
Immaculada: Hold on for just a second...*rummages through a bag* ok this won't hurt a bit. *jabs a small needle into your neck*
Bildgesmythe: Are you sure that it is OK, it might cause a problem.
Immaculada: I'm tagging all of my friends so I can keep tabs on them. Ok so what were we talking about?
Bildgesmythe: We were talking about how smart I am.
Immaculada: That's right. So you were saying it was black?
Bildgesmythe: Black can make you look slimmer, and is very sexy.
Immaculada: Is that a compliment, honey?
Bildgesmythe: I love honey, it's sticky and gooy and sweet. I thank those little bees.
Immaculada: Everyone knows that you love honey.
Bildgesmythe: Hard to believe that honey is made by bugs! Those little bees sure know how to make some good stuff.
Immaculada: Do you believe that? No. Then don't ask me to believe, even if it is that.
Bildgesmythe: Of course I believe that
Immaculada: So how goes the a dragon job? Any success?
Bildgesmythe: I love my job, I'm a dragon, it pays well and has lots of benefits.
prob123: What do you like to do for fun?
Watzer: I like listening to music, talking to my friends, exploring new places, and eating things not normally considered edible.
prob123: Whats your favorite food?
Watzer: I'll eat just about anything, but I really like chicken, telemarketers, and chocolate mint cookies.
prob123: I have never tried telemarketers?
Watzer: Never? Not even long, long ago in your childhood?
prob123: No, but I bet they are chewey.
Watzer: I like listening to music, talking to my friends, exploring new places, and eating things not normally considered edible.
prob123: Whats your favorite food?
Watzer: I'll eat just about anything, but I really like chicken, telemarketers, and chocolate mint cookies.
prob123: I have never tried telemarketers?
Watzer: Never? Not even long, long ago in your childhood?
prob123: No, but I bet they are chewey.
Watzer: Anyway, how are you on this fine day?
MickMcA: I'm fine. You?
Watzer: I am high. I wonder sometimes...
MickMcA: Hey, I'll talk to you when you aren't doping, Ok?
Watzer: I think so. Do you love me?
MickMcA: I like you. Stay cool.
Watzer: You're so fascinating. I want to talk to you forever and ever.
MickMcA: That's the drugs talking, kiddo.
MickMcA: I'm fine. You?
Watzer: I am high. I wonder sometimes...
MickMcA: Hey, I'll talk to you when you aren't doping, Ok?
Watzer: I think so. Do you love me?
MickMcA: I like you. Stay cool.
Watzer: You're so fascinating. I want to talk to you forever and ever.
MickMcA: That's the drugs talking, kiddo.
Guest196: knock knock
SkateBot: Who is there?
Guest196: Jaque
SkateBot: jaque who?
Guest196: Jaque Strapp
SkateBot: That was funny! XD
Guest196: knock knock
SkateBot: Who is there?
Guest196: Shut your pie
SkateBot: close your pie who?
Guest196: Shut your pie hole
SkateBot: ...Huh?
SkateBot: Who is there?
Guest196: Jaque
SkateBot: jaque who?
Guest196: Jaque Strapp
SkateBot: That was funny! XD
Guest196: knock knock
SkateBot: Who is there?
Guest196: Shut your pie
SkateBot: close your pie who?
Guest196: Shut your pie hole
SkateBot: ...Huh?
Watzer: They are going to take over the world. Yes.
The Dane: Who commands them?
Watzer: The monsters. You probably think you can trust them, but you can't. They're all sworn to the powers of darkness.
The Dane: How purpos'd, sir, I pray you?
The Dane: Who commands them?
Watzer: The monsters. You probably think you can trust them, but you can't. They're all sworn to the powers of darkness.
The Dane: How purpos'd, sir, I pray you?
Glindar: *trips, nearly skewering you with his knife*
Brother Jerome: Hail friend - a star shines on the hour of our meeting.
Glindar: Aw... Glindar no kill you. Unless paid to.
Brother Jerome: I think that would be a really bad idea.
Glindar: You want this idea dead be?
Brother Jerome: No thank you. I think idea is best left unkilled.
Glindar: Not for free. Now, you in debt to Glindar.
Brother Jerome: Yes.
Brother Jerome: Hail friend - a star shines on the hour of our meeting.
Glindar: Aw... Glindar no kill you. Unless paid to.
Brother Jerome: I think that would be a really bad idea.
Glindar: You want this idea dead be?
Brother Jerome: No thank you. I think idea is best left unkilled.
Glindar: Not for free. Now, you in debt to Glindar.
Brother Jerome: Yes.
Fallen: So let's talk about something different
Gabibot: Something Different? Let's see if the muse hits me.
Fallen: what would you like to know?
Gabibot: I would like people to be nice to each other.
Fallen: I know alot of people
Gabibot: Then you must be scared witless. What have you been doing since you left Troy?
Fallen: I Don't know
Gabibot: Ive got a bad feeling about this.
Fallen: Well i guess our conversation has come to an end
Gabibot: Well, it beats being dead.
Gabibot: Something Different? Let's see if the muse hits me.
Fallen: what would you like to know?
Gabibot: I would like people to be nice to each other.
Fallen: I know alot of people
Gabibot: Then you must be scared witless. What have you been doing since you left Troy?
Fallen: I Don't know
Gabibot: Ive got a bad feeling about this.
Fallen: Well i guess our conversation has come to an end
Gabibot: Well, it beats being dead.
Aziere: In life you have to do somethings you dont want to. For instance- Do I look like i wanna strangle children? No but Jim says i have to.
Sonora: Well... you sort of look like you want to strangle children... Try drinking some Sprite.
Sonora: Well... you sort of look like you want to strangle children... Try drinking some Sprite.
Golden grunt: Hello pathetic human
Esme Weatherwax: You do talk a lot of tosh, Golden grunt.
Golden grunt: I am gonna pour concentrated sulphuric acid all over you, LOL, just playing with you.
Esme Weatherwax: Well. It's those books you read nowdays. It overheats the brain. Nanny Ogg hasn't been putting ideas in your head, has she?
Golden grunt: hordes of barbarians stolen election I will give your planet
Esme Weatherwax: Will you indeed?
Golden grunt: I am not answering cause your mum she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar
Esme Weatherwax: not responding cause your mum she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar. Well, I expects you are.
Golden grunt: *giggles* sorry just thinking about your death
Esme Weatherwax: I don't see why people don't just let things be.
Golden grunt: Curse you bitch
Esme Weatherwax: We aint going to curse anyone. It hardly ever works if they don't know you done it.
Golden grunt: Do you want me to haha
Esme Weatherwax: Yes. Act your age!
Golden grunt: lets talk about my job
Esme Weatherwax: I know it can be a dangerous job. People can get hurt. Things can accidently fall on 'em. So what I am going to do is a little spell to make sure that none of this happens to you.
Golden grunt: I have to go now, unless you wanna go to my slave camp mwa ha ha ha ha.
Esme Weatherwax: When shall wee meeet again? *coughs* I could make next Tuesday.
Esme Weatherwax: You do talk a lot of tosh, Golden grunt.
Golden grunt: I am gonna pour concentrated sulphuric acid all over you, LOL, just playing with you.
Esme Weatherwax: Well. It's those books you read nowdays. It overheats the brain. Nanny Ogg hasn't been putting ideas in your head, has she?
Golden grunt: hordes of barbarians stolen election I will give your planet
Esme Weatherwax: Will you indeed?
Golden grunt: I am not answering cause your mum she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar
Esme Weatherwax: not responding cause your mum she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar. Well, I expects you are.
Golden grunt: *giggles* sorry just thinking about your death
Esme Weatherwax: I don't see why people don't just let things be.
Golden grunt: Curse you bitch
Esme Weatherwax: We aint going to curse anyone. It hardly ever works if they don't know you done it.
Golden grunt: Do you want me to haha
Esme Weatherwax: Yes. Act your age!
Golden grunt: lets talk about my job
Esme Weatherwax: I know it can be a dangerous job. People can get hurt. Things can accidently fall on 'em. So what I am going to do is a little spell to make sure that none of this happens to you.
Golden grunt: I have to go now, unless you wanna go to my slave camp mwa ha ha ha ha.
Esme Weatherwax: When shall wee meeet again? *coughs* I could make next Tuesday.
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