Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*turns the stones into butterflies*

*Turns The Beatles into The Stones*

*turns speckled grey with racing stripes*

*blinks* *looks at Not I, and Argyle, and Eugene*
What is in this ale anyway? *turns into drunk Amazon*

Well, I can turn erm... greener!

It isn't easy being green. Does anyone want me to not trun them into a frog?

Is it true that the Cookie Monster is now the "fruits and vegitable Monster" because "cookies are a sometimes food"?

If it is, somebody should turn the cookie monster back into the cookie monster.

Anyone want some cockroach cluster cookies?

That was supposed to be me turning colors.

Uh-oh! It must be contagious!
*starts hunting for anti-color-turning vaccines*

Nice new paintjob on my armor, though.

Wouldn't it be so much fun if recreational drugs had more amusing effects, like changing colour or levitation? That would make drug tests a bit easier, I suppose. ("Oy! You! Yes, you! The blue guy! Come here!") Although perhaps sports would relax a little on their use. After all, good luck to anyone who can win a football match when one of their legs has turned into a banana. It would hardly be a performance-enhancing drug...