Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Can I be Not I?

Not I is not I. Perhaps you could be Not You.

*keeps crawling along the hose*
Hey! It leads back to the same barrel I started on!

I thought we were all one. If so, are we not *all* Not I? If not, then none of us are Not I. Mybe all of us and none of us are Not I.

*thinks*
If there is no bar, where can I put down my drink?

Somebody get me an ale. My head hurts. :-P

All is one. One is none. None is all.

Oh bloody hell. Someone fix the roof and the tap already.

May I be the first to make a joke about tap dancing?

Sure, we're not so confused we can't understand your joke...

*drinking foriegn herbal drink* I knows a joke. Was about an allegator.

It WAS about? Did the alligator become a wallet? If it did, I don't wan't to hear it. I saw some ads on iguana skin clothing once, I don't want to see any more reptile-based clothing again.

See, this man went into an inn. Yes. It was an inn. And he saw a sign. The sign said "We serve any kind of sandwich." So he said "Get me an alligator sandwich - and make it quick!"

*hisses* I hate it already!