Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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20 years ago #6499
No wait..this man went into an inn. And he saw this sign. The sign said "We serve all kinds of sandwiches." So he said "Get me an alligator sandwich - and I want it right away!"


20 years ago #6500
No! There was a man, and he went an inn and he said "Do you sell sandwiches?" and the other man said "Yes" and he said, "Then give me an alligator sandwich - and don't be a long time about it?"



20 years ago #6501
*Plugs ears*

20 years ago #6502
Oh please. Somebody get me a beer. *looks at Luigi* and make it snappy!

20 years ago #6503
*takes down a drink* I can't hear you, but here's your drink from yesterday, it was frozen to preserve it...

20 years ago #6504
sonora got that tap working again?

20 years ago #6505
Sonora was fixing the taps?
*Is handing down drinks*

20 years ago #6506
*shorts out*

20 years ago #6507
If she's managed to fix the taps, maybe she could take a look at Simulo's circuits. He seems to be shorting out more and more frequently these days.

20 years ago #6508
Fixing?!? I'm exploring!
*starts down another hose*

20 years ago #6509
*pokes hose* Oops, oh no, CLAWS- (FFOOOOOSSSSSHHHHHH!) Aah, I'm all wet!

20 years ago #6510
A small person walks in. "Hello,"


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