Doghead's Cosmic Bar
This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!
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Is it Yin or Yang when I can't get out of these chains? I've tried Yang-king on them and that doesn't help much.
*folds a napkin into a triangle and straps it to her back*
Dun-Uh... Dun-UH... DunUHdunUhdunUhdunUh!
*leaps from barstool onto a spider and munches happily*
Dun-Uh... Dun-UH... DunUHdunUhdunUhdunUh!
*leaps from barstool onto a spider and munches happily*
When you eat a spider, you absorb its life into yourself. The more flies the spider has eaten, the more lives you get to absorb.
No, you can keep the victim alive longer to writhe in agony if you are really sadistic. But I'm not sadistic unless the victim has annoyed me.
Holy water and garlic may burn and sting, but words will only amuse me. They just gave me an extra monthly ration of goats' blood, so I've found my happy place.
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