Doghead's Cosmic Bar

And the outside will be a very happy place, as soon as I figure out how to get past the barrier they've put in and around this cell. I'll be sure to eat some monks and think about you.

*stands in projection*

Hey wow, Not I check it out
I am one with Braeden

Cheese!

*muffled* A very small part of you, anyway. ((The holoprojector is the size of a coaster.)) Would you mind moving?

Mind the move or move the mind.

*shakes head* Creator of Not I, whoever you are, you amaze me. I've never known anyone so deeply philosophical the whole time (and that's meant as a compliment, by the way). Are you like that all the time? I'd love to see you try and secure a credit loan or something.

"Mr.I, what kind of collateral can you put forth toward this proposed lending arrangement?"

"A loan alone is born on borrowed time"

"...well yes... I suppose it is... be that as it may, I was asking about some sort of equity to assure security to our lending."

"Equity is the constant state of all things, what could I provide that would make the universe *more* in balance?"

"...a mortgage?"

"You have too many gotos in a row, dear sir."

How precious! Its like totally a Braedan mini-me!! You are such a cute wittle vampy- yes yoo are!!

*moves several seats away from her*

*muffled* There's nothing to be concerned about; she's not a vampire -- yet.

*bows to Laydee*

If a hologram of a vampire sired a vampire, would the sireling be a hologram as well as a vampire?

*muffled* Vampire holograms can't do that. They don't even look right, because of mirror issues. And foot issues. But I've got friends on the outside, and crazy people are a lot of fun to turn.