Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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MARK

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20 years ago #5959

Better not.
*eyes wandering barstool; shakes head*
Nah. Too big.

MARK

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20 years ago #5960

Ask the cockroach if it was cruel.

MARK

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20 years ago #5961

I'm afraid I don't speak cockroach, and I got a D in Telepathy.

MARK

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20 years ago #5962

*leaps onto wandering barstool*
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Why talk cockroach when ya can ride one?

MARK

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20 years ago #5963

*weirded out!*

MARK

Shadyman
20 years ago #5964

*cries because no one misses him*

MARK

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20 years ago #5965

Riding cockroaches?

MARK

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20 years ago #5966

It's difficult to miss you, Shadyman, when we've never been properly introduced!

MARK

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20 years ago #5967

I would have missed you if I knew you were gone.

MARK

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20 years ago #5968

-Yeah? No, really? Er...okay, bye-
Well PETA says that once it got turned into a barstool it was out of their jurisdiction- go ahead and eat that sucker

MARK

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20 years ago #5969

A walking barstool is too interesting to eat, unless you are really really hungry.

MARK

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20 years ago #5970

Eat when hungry; drink when thirsty.