Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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MARK

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20 years ago #5971

That doesn't work for me. See, I'm always hungry but I can't always eat.

*eats some french fries*

MARK

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20 years ago #5972

When hungry, be so hungry it kills you.

MARK

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20 years ago #5973

Well I have no idea where this cinversation has come from or where it is going so I am just going to sit hear with a massive hangover and silently remaniss about last night!

MARK

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20 years ago #5974

*activates holographic projector*

What if I'm starving and I'm already dead?

MARK

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20 years ago #5975

Then you are too yin. Seek the yang.

MARK

Laydee
20 years ago #5976

Yin tang yin tang yin tang yin tang yin tang iddle i po!

MARK

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20 years ago #5977

Too much yin. Hmm, that explains my cravings for sugar stuff!

MARK

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20 years ago #5978

Hey Fizzy Schizoid...

Are we rescued yet?

MARK

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20 years ago #5979

Rescued from what? Do I need to check my transcripts?

MARK

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20 years ago #5980

Is it Yin or Yang when I can't get out of these chains? I've tried Yang-king on them and that doesn't help much.

MARK

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20 years ago #5981

*folds a napkin into a triangle and straps it to her back*
Dun-Uh... Dun-UH... DunUHdunUhdunUhdunUh!
*leaps from barstool onto a spider and munches happily*

MARK

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20 years ago #5982

When you eat a spider, you absorb its life into yourself. The more flies the spider has eaten, the more lives you get to absorb.