Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Are you saying Scrooge is a gnu, Shady?

Autoerotic? Cars do nothing for me.
Yak yak yak if I gnu what you meant I might caribu-t it more

*groans and writhes in agony at the horrible puns*

Yeah, that was real pun-ishment.

Well if I herd correctly they were trying to brand me something that was pure bull. I dont take kindly to being buffaloed.

I didn't mean to horn in on your bull session; I just felt mooved to speak up.

I didn't mean to say you were a gnu, Scroogey. That's just what I heard through the bo-vine.

glad to see you know you were mis-steak-en, well done, a rare trait, but as you can see, people have gone pasture original comment and are just milking it to death.

I'd join in but the steaks are too high.

*sigh* A good pun is its own re-word.

Did you hear about the guy who entered a pun competition in the local newspaper? He entered ten different puns, thinking at least one was sure to win a prize but unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Did you hear about the court jester who was always making puns? He made puns about every subject in the kingdom, except for the king. This was because, as he said, "The king is not a subject." Eventually the king got tired of the continual puns and decided to have the jester executed. When he was standing on the scaffold, about to be hanged, a man came riding up with an urgent message: The king would pardon him if he promised never to make another pun again. The jester looked down at the rope around his neck and said, "No noose is good noose."

Some Greek philosopher named "Anon" once said that puns are the highest form of humor, but the length of silence that invariaby follows a big string of them in any group, shows that either the group is siting back and savoring the experiance or it was Anon who was high.

I don't get it.